I'm a bit bored,

okay...speaking of bacon..."onomatopoeia"....sizzle ;)

Storms are great, aren't they?

Doesn't onomatopoeia mean making something?
 
Bad bad influence!

My other neighbor from Turkey sneaks to my place to take off her damn kerchief and have a smoke with me.(she hates having to wear that damn thing)
 
No, it's a word that sounds like the thing it is describing; for example "sizzle" or "zip". Damn, I've always loved that word....

Thanx!It's a new word to me for sure.......now to remember how to freakin spell it.Or slip it into a conversation all non chalante.
 
I'm bored.
 
Thanx!It's a new word to me for sure.......now to remember how to freakin spell it.Or slip it into a conversation all non chalante.

No probs :) I had a really eccentric English Teacher in high school who used to dollop out cool, obscure words every once in a while. I think it was an attempt to snap me out of my drug-induced haze. Either way, it worked, hah. And I can never remember how to spell it either...(disclosure, I had to google it...hehe)
 
No probs :) I had a really eccentric English Teacher in high school who used to dollop out cool, obscure words every once in a while. I think it was an attempt to snap me out of my drug-induced haze. Either way, it worked, hah. And I can never remember how to spell it either...(disclosure, I had to google it...hehe)

You are damn funny Foot!I'm not bored anymore.....but shame shame on you for google ing the word.What to do with you...........
 
smoked turkey

What a sad sad attempt at a joke!I know you can do much better.Brat.
 
What a sad sad attempt at a joke!I know you can do much better.Brat.

Sad and pathetic, I know.

A Greek and a Turk get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the Greek sees the guy is wearing a T-shirt with Turkish written on it and says, "So you're a Turk. I'm a Greek. Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."
The Turk replies, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God." The Greek continues, "And look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Retsina wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then he hands the bottle to the Turk. He agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the Greek. The Greek takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the Turk.
The Turk asks, "Aren't you having any?" The Greek replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the police..."
 
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!Good one Brill!
 
Sweetcookie

You need to open up some PM space.

Also, can we have a few details about you and your services.

I don't even know how to open PM space.Not yet at least.Is it full?