Il mio rant

The Shake

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Feb 3, 2004
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Why do men who disagree with me think that I'm a woman, and women who disagree with me think I'm a man?

Can't we just agree that I'm a sexually ambiguous hermaphrodite and move the fuck on?

Does my opinion mean less because I have a vagina?

Or because I don't?

Must I hold a candle to my shames - and my genitals?

Wouldn't that hurt if I did?

Don't some guys pay extra to have that done?

If I'm a prick - or have one - do I not bleed?
 
The Shake said:
Why do men who disagree with me think that I'm a woman, and women who disagree with me think I'm a man?

Can't we just agree that I'm a sexually ambiguous hermaphrodite and move the fuck on?

Does my opinion mean less because I have a vagina?

Or because I don't?

Must I hold a candle to my shames - and my genitals?

Wouldn't that hurt if I did?

Don't some guys pay extra to have that done?

If I'm a prick - or have one - do I not bleed?

I am a "classy" guy I have always referred to you as "he/she".
 
The Shake said:
Ooooo. My Thesaurus and I will have to ruminate on that one and get back to you.

You're a loser plain and simple and just love to contradict yourself!

"that charging $350 for a slightly different type of sexual service is somehow justified or appropriate." The Snake (with a capital S )

Yeah it's obvious you're in love with your Thesaurus troll. :eek:
 
Chairman of the Board said:
You're a loser plain and simple and just love to contradict yourself!

"that charging $350 for a slightly different type of sexual service is somehow justified or appropriate." The Snake (with a capital S )

Yeah it's obvious you're in love with your Thesaurus troll. :eek:

Is a troll what you do when your fishing?
 
Chairman of the Board said:
You're a loser plain and simple and just love to contradict yourself!

"that charging $350 for a slightly different type of sexual service is somehow justified or appropriate." The Snake (with a capital S )

Yeah it's obvious you're in love with your Thesaurus troll. :eek:

Ah, sweetheart, you're living proof of the axiom that ignorance is bliss.

Now run along and burn your dinner, okay?
 
Chairman of the Board said:
You're a loser plain and simple and just love to contradict yourself!
Are you the same Chairman of the Board from SV and elsewhere?
 
The Shake said:
Ah, sweetheart, you're living proof of the axiom that ignorance is bliss.

Now run along and burn your dinner, okay?

Yeah, you're the same moron still flipping through his Thesaurus and still having nothing intelligent to contribute!

Contradict yourself more and more, you're doing a hell of job!

At least I won't have to sit out and beg on the corner for my meals!;)

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"that charging $350 for a slightly different type of sexual service is somehow justified or appropriate." The Snake (with a capital S )
 
Chairman of the Board said:
At least I won't have to sit out and beg on the corner for my meals!

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"that charging $350 for a slightly different type of sexual service is somehow justified or appropriate." The Snake (with a capital S )

ouch, thats gotta hurt shakeee pooh...

:D