If you were a woman....

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If I was a woman, I would be a...

  • Dirty, filthy Sl*t (but a tasteful Sl*t...)

    Votes: 8 33.3%

  • Easy, but selective

    Votes: 10 41.7%

  • I'd save myself for marriage, then be faithful forever

    Votes: 3 12.5%

  • I'd become an Escort... Sex and big bucks!

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Total voters
    24
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Stoo

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Oct 26, 2001
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In a swamp, up to my ass...
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Last weekend, I was having a pint with a couple of lady friends. They commented on my noticing several other nice looking ladies at the pub, and referred to me as a "slut". I couldn't really find fault with their comment.

So my question for the guys is this: If you were a woman, which would you be...?
 
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drlove

Ph.D. in Pussyology
Oct 14, 2001
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The doctor is in
I'd become an escort in a heartbeat.... my dream job. Getting paid for sex - what could be better than that?? :p
 
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Maximus69

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Oct 3, 2001
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I'd give Selina a run for her money as THE horniest SP ever!

The only drawback to being a woman is that now I would have to sit down to take a piss :) that sucks!
 
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sweet guy

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Nah, it's always better to be a man even though nowadays it is the chicks who call the shots.

At least you don't have to wait in line at the ladies washroom during the breaks ;).

Plus, towards the end of the day, if the chicks give you hard time by acting like prudes and she-dogs, at least you will know there's SPs around who with the price is right, "comfort" you by giving GFE.

Will the same age of women pay visits to a male escorts for the same purpose? Hardly. Chance will be she is either marrying herself to her career or spending time on anything like shopping or whatnot BUT sex.
 
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healer677

Dos XX at Senor Frogs
Jan 13, 2004
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Playa Del Carmen Q.R.
If I was a woman......???

I would be the ugliest woman on the planet. I figured I'm average as a guy, but as a woman...ouch - I'd be brutal!
That being said......

I would be a filthy, dirty, nasty pig.

oink.
 
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calloway

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Luv Natural Redheads
The first part of the recovery program is admitting what we really are Stoo. Would it help if a few of us joined you in admitting our sexual addictions? Our KW reviews state that we're not BFE or PSE... but ESS... Easy Selective Sluts.
 
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