If you have bb anal after your partner has eaten spicy foods, will your cock burn?

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Smallcock - your OP states “IF there is residual spice....”

So tonight, load up your favourite video from Pornhub, get a sufficient amount of spice (Cayenne pepper, Old Bay, your favourite hot sauce.... in your case, you’ll just need a tiny amount) rub it on your wee little swollen member and whack away. For extra effect, shove a Jalepeno up your anus.

Then report back.
 
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Awhile ago it was a "thing" to receive head while your partner sucked on an Altoids mint. You could really feel it.
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I have a habit of popping some breath strips before seeing an SP. Some love the tingling feeling when I DATY and told me so. Only one made me stop as she did not like it.
 
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essguy_ said:
Smallcock - your OP states “IF there is residual spice....”

So tonight, load up your favourite video from Pornhub, get a sufficient amount of spice (Cayenne pepper, Old Bay, your favourite hot sauce.... in your case, you’ll just need a tiny amount) rub it on your wee little swollen member and whack away. For extra effect, shove a Jalepeno up your anus.
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for true effect, he needs to eat spicy food the night before, take a dump, pick up his shit (with a glove if squeamish) and then masturbate with his feces.

Don't forget to write a review!
 
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Some ethnic groups do engage in anal sex and do eat spicy foods. They have build up a tolerance to the mutual irritation and continue to eat and fuck. If you are a newbie and concerned, then where a condom! !
 
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I had some extra time on my hands so I decided to give this condition a name. I called it "Cayenne Cock" (better names like "the sizzler" were taken for other things already) and submitted the phrase to Urban Dictionary just now. I hope they approve it. I'll post here if they do. It's important. Cheers.
 
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Smallcock said:
I had some extra time on my hands so I decided to give this condition a name. I called it "Cayenne Cock" (better names like "the sizzler" were taken for other things already) and submitted the phrase to Urban Dictionary just now. I hope they approve it. I'll post here if they do. It's important. Cheers.
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Good luck. To be honest, I think "Cayenne Cock" is a better male pornstar name than Urban Dictionary Phrase. Maybe you should adopt it as your new moniker? (you could add "Little" in front if it's more accurate). You should submit a bunch of others: "Jalepeno-dick", "Tobasco Penis", "Smouldering-smegma syndrome"....
 
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essguy_ said:
Good luck. To be honest, I think "Cayenne Cock" is a better male pornstar name than Urban Dictionary Phrase. Maybe you should adopt it as your new moniker? (you could add "Little" in front if it's more accurate). You should submit a bunch of others: "Jalepeno-dick", "Tobasco Penis", "Smouldering-smegma syndrome"....
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Thanks for your feedback. I'm pretty excited at the prospect. It would be my first published work in over a decade (my previous work involved false advertisements in online porn sites). I don't expect it to be a hit. It'll just linger online like so many other terms including Hot Piccolo and Peppercrusting, that get no recognition, but I don't mind.

Definition:
Cayenne Cock occurs when a beautiful woman feasts on extremely spicy foods containing hot cayenne peppers. Later in the evening, as she sits on the toilet, she experiences a terrible burning sensation around her anal region. At this moment her horny kinky male lover approaches her, turns her around, and slips his hard cock into her asshole. At first, everything seems fine but soon enough the nerves in the tip of his cock (the glans) are flaming hot resulting from the residual cayenne contained within the woman's ass. The man continues to love her with all his heart, but he proceeds with caution when it comes to anal sex for fear of suffering the pain of Cayenne Cock again.

Use in a sentence:
My gal ate 3 giant bowls of Sri Lankan Curry at lunch and gave me a severe case of Cayenne Cock when we had anal sex that same night. It was great.
 
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Smallcock said:
Thanks for your feedback. I'm pretty excited at the prospect. It would be my first published work in over a decade (my previous work involved false advertisements in online porn sites). I don't expect it to be a hit. It'll just linger online like so many other terms including Hot Piccolo and Peppercrusting, that get no recognition, but I don't mind.

Definition:
Cayenne Cock occurs when a beautiful woman feasts on extremely spicy foods containing hot cayenne peppers. Later in the evening, as she sits on the toilet, she experiences a terrible burning sensation around her anal region. At this moment her horny kinky male lover approaches her, turns her around, and slips his hard cock into her asshole. At first, everything seems fine but soon enough the nerves in the tip of his cock (the glans) are flaming hot resulting from the residual cayenne contained within the woman's ass. The man continues to love her with all his heart, but he proceeds with caution when it comes to anal sex for fear of suffering the pain of Cayenne Cock again.

Use in a sentence:
My gal ate 3 giant bowls of Sri Lankan Curry at lunch and gave me a severe case of Cayenne Cock when we had anal sex that same night.
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Unless someone is into scatophilia, the anus is usual irrigated and emptied of feces before anal sex. I guess if you really wanted to get burned, you could try capsicum scat sex.
 
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Smallcock said:
Thanks for your feedback. I'm pretty excited at the prospect. It would be my first published work in over a decade (my previous work involved false advertisements in online porn sites). I don't expect it to be a hit. It'll just linger online like so many other terms including Hot Piccolo and Peppercrusting, that get no recognition, but I don't mind.

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Question: What happens if it's not a beautiful woman? Is the name different for ugly women, or gay sex? For ugly women how about this name "The most exciting thing about corn-holing you was my burning dick-dick"

Oh, I have another name you can enter: The "It's Not Herpes-dick"

Definition: "Its Not Herpes-dick" occurs when a woman has a very spicy meal the day before seeing her boyfriend. While having anal sex, the boyfriend (after picking a half digested kernel of corn out of his pee-hole) screams "My fucking cock is burning!!!!!". His girlfriend turns to him and says "It's Not Herpes", then goes immediately ATM to cool off his throbbing member.

Used in a sentence: Iola Morton told her brother Chet that he had "It's not Herpes-dick" due to the spicy meal she had with Fenton Hardy the night before.



You can enter this if you think it is worthy. When you become famous, please mention me in your biography.
 
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One time before I went down on an SP, she asked me out of habit if I had just eaten spicy food. Must have been a bad experience lol.

Smallcock said:
I had some extra time on my hands so I decided to give this condition a name. I called it "Cayenne Cock" (better names like "the sizzler" were taken for other things already) and submitted the phrase to Urban Dictionary just now. I hope they approve it. I'll post here if they do. It's important. Cheers.
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Plot twist: Porsche had already registered it as a trademark. :beguiled:
 
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