If You Could......

[xxxoticremy]

Just a quick question for all my fellow TERBITES..........

IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME TO ANYTHING, WHAT WOULD IT BE???
I heard this question on Breakfast Television this morning and I thought it was GREAT..........

 

[ThirtySeven]

Don't even have to think about it. Bam Steel.

 

[xxxoticremy]

I think I also should have asked WHY........

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Dear Remy:

I'm happy with my name. You have nice breasts and make me sticky in the pants.

Signed,

G. McFly

 

[matrix2004]

Are you talk'n porn star names...or just any name?

For porn star- Jack Hammer

Anything- Perplexious Sittey

 

[Diode]

Nothing Beats Goober McFly,
but I guess thats taken.

 

[TheNiteHwk]

As my real name is one that is applied to both sexes (although may be spelled differently) when I was a kid I hated my name. That is till when I was about 13 or 14 I met a guy named Laurie. <LMAO> I never knew what name I wanted... just wanted to change it. Today I love my name and would not change it for the world.

 

[TheNiteHwk]

Nothing Beats Goober McFly,
but I guess thats taken.

Are you sure? I was in a SC a few weeks back and a dancer asked my name. Just for fun I told her my name was Goober. After a lot of frantic whispering amoung the dancers in a far corner of the club (many glancing in my direction) no one spoke to me for the rest of the night.

 

[pool]

a few years agho, I thought it would be cool to change my name to pool ...

be careful what you wish for ...

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Are you sure? I was in a SC a few weeks back and a dancer asked my name. Just for fun I told her my name was Goober. After a lot of frantic whispering amoung the dancers in a far corner of the club (many glancing in my direction) no one spoke to me for the rest of the night.

Sorry Gertrude, but not alot of dancers want to experience scores of repetitive mind-blowing orgasms, so they try to avoid me.

 

[papasmerf]

Bigis Dickis

 

[elmo]

I would change mine to remypleaseblowme or gooberblowsdeadcamels...not sure which yet.

 

[Shades]

Are you sure? I was in a SC a few weeks back and a dancer asked my name. Just for fun I told her my name was Goober. After a lot of frantic whispering amoung the dancers in a far corner of the club (many glancing in my direction) no one spoke to me for the rest of the night.

A Goober is a small peanut. Maybe they didn't like what you were advertising.

 

[crash]

As my real name is one that is applied to both sexes (although may be spelled differently) when I was a kid I hated my name. .... Today I love my name and would not change it for the world.

Nitehawk, nothing wrong with the name Marion. Could be worse, your parents could have named you Sheik (imagine being named after a condom). Once new a guy named Michael Mike. Or how about poor William Hung.

My name is "Hard, Rock Hard"

 

[xxxoticremy]

I would change mine to remypleaseblowme or gooberblowsdeadcamels...not sure which yet.

AND I RESPOND......not in your WILDEST DREAMS!!!!!!!

 

[xxxoticremy]

Dear Remy:

I'm happy with my name. You have nice breasts and make me sticky in the pants.

Signed,

G. McFly

Dear G.McFly
I know I make you sticky in the pants, because unlike your mother my breast are still sitting nicely upon my chest, where breast are supposed to be...however, you know you have a very special place in the VIP with me*wink*.........
FOREVER MY PET you will be........
REMYxxx

 

[badseed]

Buster Hymen

 

[strange1]

Max Power, he's the man with the name you'd love to touch.

 

[elmo]

AND I RESPOND......not in your WILDEST DREAMS!!!!!!!

I think I'll go with the camel thing

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

my choices

I think I would have to go with "Hugh Jorgan"....that's why I chose it as my screen name.

Other choices would be.."Mike Hunt".....that would be great when I was in school and the teacher calls your name.


If I was a woman I would choose either:

Wilma Fingerdoo

or

Farrah Moans.