If you could fight any celebrity, who would it be?

[BlahBlah]

Was just watching my favourite movie, "Fight Club", and love the part when Tyler Durden asks, "If you could fight anyone in history, who would it be?"
In the celebrity/newsworthy world, if you could fight anyone, who would you most want to go toe-to-toe with?
I've posted a sports one in the sports forum too, so let terb know who in the world of athletics irks you to the point of violent tendencies.

I would take on:

- Adam Sandler. I just don't get it.
- Bono of U2, I like the band, I just wish he would remember he's a fucking musician! If he wants to dictate to world leaders how their nations should be run, he just run for election himself.
- Eminem. Hey douchebage, your life is so difficult because of your fame? Then get lost! You're not as scary-talented as you think. If you never put out another song or made another movie, the world would forget about you in no time at all.
- George Bush, what an idiot!
- The creators of "Friends"
- Every boyband member and anyone even remotley responsible for them.
- Ryan Seacrest

 

[jimmyt]

Mariah Carey.....and I'd make her wear motorcycle chaps, 6" heels......and nothing else......

 

[greenii]

Ross from Friends just because he deserves a good Beating plus i think i can take him!!!!
Also the father from full house oh i hate him more than Ross!!!!!

 

[Truncador]

Rick Mercer (the attempted murder or manslaughter charge would be well worth it)

Richard Dawkins (more of an "intellectual" than a celebrity, but still- one would love to give him a direct demonstration of the principle of survival of the fittest)

Paul McCartney (I would brain him with a baby seal carcass)

 

[LancsLad]

Get a huge swimming pool let Orca winfrey swim in it then charge people to throw harpoons. Money goes to charity, I'm not heartless.

 

[bobistheowl]

Justin Timberlake.

 

[Berlin]

mini me

 

[littleboyblue]

Stephen Hawking - electric wheelchairs at 50 paces. I could take him

 

[LancsLad]

That piece of self important crap Dr. Phil, then cap Judge Judy.
There are just so many.

 

[Berlin]

Steven Hawking - electric wheelchairs at 50 paces. I could take him

LMFAO !!!

Good one LB !

 

[Marbles]

Frank D’Angelo Chairman & CEO of Steelback Brewery ...

I hate those commercials!!!

 

[James_kw]

Ben Mulroney

 

[LancsLad]

Larry King ( for all the reasons each one of you hates him too)

 

[champ]

I was beaten to the punch on three and that makes me sad (or afraid) for these three people:

1) Justin Timberlake. I mean ... he's not talented or good looking. How did his fame happen?

2) David Schwimmer. He made a gazillion dollars by being a whiny, sniveling wimp. Good for you David but everyone hates you.

3) Frank D'Angelo. He has an ego that is out of control. He custs and album for charity that sounds like two dogs fucking, he opens a brewery that makes beer so bad that The Beer Store makes money sending it back to him and he has a new energy product that is so sad (Cheetah) that it is funny. He is the definition of Jag Off.

Here is one from the past ... Ian Ziering from 90210. I get violent thoughts just thinking about that guy. His smile make me want to hit him so hard that I could touch his tonsils.

I think I could take all four of these guys. D'angelo might give me a go 'cause he might have connections with "That thing of ours".

 

[maxwellsmart]

What a great idea, Lancslad. I remember that scene in Fight Club (a fav of mine too) but I never thought of it myself. Now that I have......
1. Any politician. They're all the same. Put a potatoe sac over his head and wack away.
2. I think his name is Robt Milton. CEO of Air Canada. What an arrogant prick. I'd enjoy having him stand in infinite lineups going nowhere. Then, I'd tie his ankles up and have him dragged around the tarmac @ Pearson for hours on end but never allow him to take off.
If I let myself, I could probably expand this list to 10 or 15.
Thanks for the indulgence

 

[bobistheowl]

Uncle Yaris.

 

[lenharper]

dancing six flags guy

 

[BlahBlah]

What a great idea, Lancslad. I remember that scene in Fight Club (a fav of mine too) but I never thought of it myself.

I want to fight maxwellsmart for giving Lancslad credit for my thread, lol. Just kidding!

Like the Ian Ziering idea, oooh he's just asking for it, and same for the other kid in 90210, the one who looked like Vanilla Ice, forget his name, not Luke Perry and not Jason Priestley, the other one.

 

[incognito]

I'm with Hammertm. I want to fight Mr. Pitt too. I guess it's because i want to destroy something (or at least someone who thinks so) beautiful. I want to mash his face in so that Mrs. Pitt will dump him and in the words of Tony Montana "...look at you now!!!"

 

[Esco!]

I wanna kick Geraldo Rivera's ass!!!!!!!!


Badly!!!!!!