Idle ramblings

[langeweile]

Could you? Could you in the dark?

 

[papasmerf]

Why yes I can, have and will again.

 

[langeweile]

That Sam I am, that Sam I am, I do not like that Sam I am...

 

[papasmerf]

Sam came over today, I said Sam what do you say. Sam looked at me and said I dont think I can go another day. Now thanks to a smerf who sometimes enjoys the perks. Sam will not make another day.

 

[big dogie]

R U right with Jesus?

b d

 

[papasmerf]

Ah

Jesus done left Chicago and is bound for New Orliens

 

[red]

the three men I admire most,

goober, EOTD and Elwy Yost....

 

[xarir]

I just needed a post to make 3500 so here it is.

 

[Gord's Bro]

What did the Idle Thread say to his wife?

Let's get knotty . . .

 

[lasslicker]

No more or less than me needing a place for #1534.

 

[red]

so shall ye sow, so shall ye reap

 

[big dogie]

Blah

 

[harleyhb]

women rub their eyes in the morings, because they don't have balls to scratch!

 

[GIMME]

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

 

[Berlin]

some just like pissing in everyone's thread.

 

[Svend]

Can short people hear the train coming before tall people do?

 

[WhaWhaWha]

How come they disclose age in the DEATHS section of the paper but not in the BIRTHS section?

 

[Berlin]

Once a cow, always a cow. Being lazy and ungraceful just make you look even more ignorant. Stupid cow...

 

[red]

mmooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[GreenHornet]

tapin on the foil coach...

the hanson bros'