Idle ramblings

[GIMME]

Rumplestiltskin

 

[maxdrive]

96. Life is like ...

Life is like a cock ...

When it is soft, you are beaten,
and when it is hard, you're f*cked !!!

 

[xarir]

This post is for yyc with love.

 

[red]

porn ain't what it used to be

 

[langeweile]

beam me up Scotty there is no intelligent life down here...

 

[WhaWhaWha]

Spyware and Hijackware wouldnt be so bad if it lead to better porno.

 

[Truncador]

Antec and Frantec were driving down a desert highway when they ran out of gas. After a few hours it became clear that they were in a real predicament. Antec turned to his travelling companion and said: "If only we had some gas, we could just drive to the gas station and get some".

"We could always get the gas dude to drive down here with some- if we had a way to drive there and ask him to", replied Frantec.

In this manner they continued to muse out loud, whilst vultures began to circle overhead.

 

[papasmerf]

just think of it, if we could we would, then we wouldn't have to.

 

[langeweile]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?


























No idea!!

 

[langeweile]

Habla espanol?

 

[papasmerf]

A bit

 

[lasslicker]

two bits

 

[papasmerf]

tidbits

 

[seymore]

a good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow

 

[Truncador]

There are so many things you can't say in one line.

 

[papasmerf]

when peole want unristricted ability, they need to consider the long term.

 

[xarir]

when peole want unristricted ability, they need to consider the long term.

But if people want unrestricted ability, can they consider the short term?

 

[Tina_Ballerina]

I would if I could, but I can't, so I won't

 

[healer677]

Once in a while, the sun will shine on the dog's ass.

 

[papasmerf]

And people will wonder why some look at dogs asses.