Idle ramblings

[Quirt]

where sas I...

80. expect the unespected

 

[shredder]

81. No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

82. I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

 

[Meesh]

83. Goober is an asshat.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

84. I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the court-appointed shrink is our friend.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

85. Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, we should be thinking about getting more use out of the ones we already have.

 

[Meesh]

87. Anarchy isn't much of a government, but it's better than no government at all.

 

[Gord's Bro]

88. Democracy used to be a good thing . . . but now it's fallen into the wrong hands.

 

[Meesh]

89. Why did California get all the lawyers, and New Jersey get all the toxic waste dumps? Because New Jersey got first pick.

 

[JeremytheWicked]

Like Ralph Wiggums says:

My cat's breath smells like cat food

 

[WhaWhaWha]

91. Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

92. A dog could never ride on the Space Shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

93. It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear.

 

[Berlin]

94. hey where is 69 ?

 

[Meesh]

94. hey where is 69 ?

A question I've asked far too many times...

 

[Cardinal Fang]

95. There is no 69.

 

[Meesh]

95. There is no 69.

An answer I've gotten far too many times...

 

[Cardinal Fang]

96. Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.

 

[Berlin]

An answer I've gotten far too many times...

97. definitely not GFE

 

[eyeofthedragon]

98. GFE = Goober(is a)Fart Eater?