Idle ramblings

[Goober Mcfly]

1. Porn just isn't what it used to be.

 

[[ALIMEISTER]]

2. Goobers Mom isn't the same in bed.

 

[Annessa]

3. I miss good weed every now and then. But only when I'm having flashbacks.


Annessa
xoxo

 

[Back Burner]

4. I scratch and scratch but still nothing.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

5. It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

 

[Annessa]

7. Behind crystalline irises loons can dive where the world bleeds white.


Annessa
xoxo

 

[The Fruity Hare]

Hello!

 

[MuffinMuncher]

8. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

 

[Drunken Master]

9. For every mile of road there's two miles of ditch.

 

[Deviant]

33. When confronting two evils, pick the one with the big tits.

 

[papasmerf]

34. sanity is over rated.

 

[Dr Watchsom]

My Dad used to say " you can prick your finger but you cant finger your prick." My how times have changed

 

[train]

34.What's the other half in Half n Half cream ?

 

[train]

35 Did they know they weren't building enough lanes when they called it the Don Valley Parkway ?

 

[incognito]

36. To alcohol, the cause of and solutions to, all of lifes problems.

 

[Quirt]

36. Plan your work; Work your plan

 

[Meesh]

37. There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

 

[Ross Eyerie]

38.

Confusious say.... "Man hanging clock while standing on toilet is said to be high on pot."

 

[Quirt]

Confusious also say:

39.Woman sleep on side, Man indifferent.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

40. Other peoples shit is stuff but your stuff is shit.