I Would NEVER Date a Woman Who...

[barnacler]

I would never date a woman who doesn't like animals.

I would never date a woman that thinks animals are humans

 

[nervousintheservice]

I would never date a woman who doesn't have a car, or at the very least the potential to drive a car.

 

[bazokajoe]

Don't forget has issues with MEN or women because their first crush broke their heart back in Kindergarten class or High School or first husband / partner and working on 4th husband / partner. Let it GO.

You are right. I forgot those.

 

[anon1]

......who can benchpress more than I can.

 

[xmontrealer]

is rude to waiters and waitresses, cuz that's the way she's gonna treat you a year or two into a marriage...

 

[Mr Deeds]

I would never date a woman who is just generally high maintenance,

 

[Drakarys]

I'd never date a woman who is:

- taller than me (I'm 6'2")
- holds me to double standards
- talks about her ex
- has man hands

 

[TorBull]

I would never date a woman who doesn't like stockings!

 

[oral.com]

…..whose a vegetarian or vegan for moral purposes.

 

[NotADcotor]

didn't have a pulse.
Those zombie chicks only want you for your brains and those vampire chicks only want you for your body. i want a girl who can like the total me dammit!

 

[eddie kerr]

Don't forget has issues with MEN or women because their first crush broke their heart back in Kindergarten class or High School or first husband / partner and working on 4th husband / partner. Let it GO.

Great song.