I Wonder

[MadonnaLove]

1: What is another word for "thesaurus"?

2:At a movie theatre which arm rest is yours?

3:Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?

4:If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the centre of the earth?

5:Why haven't aliens shown themselves to me yet?

What do you wonder ?

 

[Butler1000]

1. The Know-it-alls dictionary

2. Both actually. Get your own

3. I have absolutely no bloody idea

4. Sure. That's how Jed Clampett got his "cement pond"

5. They have. They tried breeding with you but haven't figured out yet your vagina isn't located below you nose.

I stopped wondering about shit long ago. I just come up with an answer, no matter how wrong that satifies my sense of humour and go with it.

 

[wazup]

Why is the word abbreviation so long, is it not a contradiction.

Why aren`t hemorrhoids called asteroids, they`re on your ass.

 

[MadonnaLove]

Why aren`t hemorrhoids called asteroids, they`re on your ass.

Thats some funny shit LOL You and Butler just made me spray coffee all over myself

 

[danmand]

 

[Butler1000]

Thats some funny shit LOL You and Butler just made me spray coffee all over myself

As I hit send it was my fondest hope you would be wiping the keyboard as you read # 5

 

[knob&tube]

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell mnemonic?

 

[NorthernBear]

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Why is cargo sent by ship and a shipment sent by truck?

 

[danmand]

Why is the first syllabel of chiropractor and chiropodist pronounced differently?

 

[GPIDEAL]

I used to tease a secretary when I asked her to refer to a lexicon, and she would ask, What's that?

Nobody owns land to the center of the earth and neither up towards the atmosphere.

When blondes have more fun do they know it?

 

[harryass]

I wonder

why female mosquitoes bite and male ones don't?

how they know that no snowflakes are the same?

would milk come out of cow's nose if it laughed?

 

[TheDr]

I wonder...

How do they get the non-stick to stick to non-stick pans?

If you had no thumbs would the bottom of your sandwiches fall off?

Why did they chose the word Dyslexia to describe a word blindness spelling problem?

 

[Mr Deeds]

Why do they call it labor day when know body works

 

[one.of.a.kind]

Why is labour day not for pregnant women?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps everyone away.

Why is it that before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.