I want to BANG my Neighbour
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I want to fuck my neighbour's daughter. She's about 27 or 28, skinny, kind of girl like, but with a knowing smirk.
I wanted to fuck my other neighbour's daughter too, but she went to med school and moved away after she graduated to San Francisco. Sigh.
Then there's the new milf down the street. She's got that tight ass blonde wasp look thing happening....
I wanted to fuck my other neighbour's daughter too, but she went to med school and moved away after she graduated to San Francisco. Sigh.
Then there's the new milf down the street. She's got that tight ass blonde wasp look thing happening....
alcohol. It has its purpose and its purpose is neighbour banging.
You must time it right like just after loser dad has left and she's all frustrated, emotional, etc. you know the shit. This is where you, or any finkel, comes in. With alcohol. Do some chores, then talk, unfortunately this may take hours, with alcohol. One thing you must do, if you want more than one banging, is you must make her cum. No fooling here, every step must be in order: frustration, be there, chores, talk, alcohol, cum, bang, repeat!
You must time it right like just after loser dad has left and she's all frustrated, emotional, etc. you know the shit. This is where you, or any finkel, comes in. With alcohol. Do some chores, then talk, unfortunately this may take hours, with alcohol. One thing you must do, if you want more than one banging, is you must make her cum. No fooling here, every step must be in order: frustration, be there, chores, talk, alcohol, cum, bang, repeat!
james t kirk said:
If you read your post quick, it almost looks like;
Yep, you're in the Fred Zed
kinda scary!
fresh bake muffins and soft butter.. should do the trick after grass cutting and chores around the house
Ya! I totally get your point.antaeus said:
I'm the last person in the world who needs to be taught how alcohol and drugs work, just trust me.
TRUST ME.
sorry! Excuse me.
rayfinkel said:About 30 Feet LOL
really, 30 feet. right next door.
BTW - Names Finkel not Buddy J/K
On a sunny weekend when you know she's home, sunbathing at your backyard and started to masturbate if and when you see her looking out from her house. If after that she uses different excuses to ask you to help out her household chores, etc., then you know what to do.
Ray, don't be the nice guy doing all the chores around the house. Make yourself disappear for a few days, and she'll wonder what's been happening with you. The key is to not get in a pattern of familiarity. Then make your move. By the way, Iranian women very, and I stress very seldom date outside their ethnicity. It just rarely happens. So keep this in mind.
Be prepared for a Jihad declared on your ass by the Ex. He may be out of the picture but he'll still feel that she is his woman. Especially if there are kids.
Mmmmmmm..... fresh baked muffins.......genie888 said:
Dude, she has no incentive to fuck you. It will inevitably end badly and then she has to find another yard boy. The ironic part, is that if she ever needs to find another guy willing to do all her house chores for free, she'll probably have to fuck him.
Just make sure that if you do indeed get in there, you do not fire too early. Considering your infatuation, this will be difficult. Try beating it about one day in advance so you have enough petro to fill her (or the condom) and enough of a drive to do the deed...
The best advice you got...
...was from the only woman in the thread.
Don't shit where you eat. You've already fucked it up by being a pussy and ending up in the pussy whipped "friend zone", doing all of the chores and developing a platonic relationship with her. Like KWI said, it is ALWAYS best to be straight forward with a woman you wanna fuck first...the friends first thing NEVER works for "cut buddies", because once you are friends you are already beyond being "cut buddies".
If you put a move on her now and get shot down (much more than likely), things will be awkward, though you won't have to cut her grass anymore (though based on your behavior, you probably would). But...it will always be weird between the two of you...and she lives right next door.
And...if she accepts, chances are EXTREMELY HIGH that given that you have a relationship already and her ethnic / cultural background, she isn't going to be wanting just to be booty buddies...so when it turns out that is all YOU want...there will be major drama....followed by major awkwardness.
Really...the move WAS to ask her out the first time the grass cutting thing came up....as in "Yeah, sure...I can help you out with the grass....and how about we go to grab a cold drink afterwards, my treat"?
...was from the only woman in the thread.
Don't shit where you eat. You've already fucked it up by being a pussy and ending up in the pussy whipped "friend zone", doing all of the chores and developing a platonic relationship with her. Like KWI said, it is ALWAYS best to be straight forward with a woman you wanna fuck first...the friends first thing NEVER works for "cut buddies", because once you are friends you are already beyond being "cut buddies".
If you put a move on her now and get shot down (much more than likely), things will be awkward, though you won't have to cut her grass anymore (though based on your behavior, you probably would). But...it will always be weird between the two of you...and she lives right next door.
And...if she accepts, chances are EXTREMELY HIGH that given that you have a relationship already and her ethnic / cultural background, she isn't going to be wanting just to be booty buddies...so when it turns out that is all YOU want...there will be major drama....followed by major awkwardness.
Really...the move WAS to ask her out the first time the grass cutting thing came up....as in "Yeah, sure...I can help you out with the grass....and how about we go to grab a cold drink afterwards, my treat"?
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If she was interested, I think she'd have given you the hint already. Or I guess that's a hint in itself.
[Evil Dr. Phil on]
Scrub the mission and ease out of the friend zone. Wherever possible, fuck up the handywork... especially anything involving hydro. Before cutting her lawn, remove the mower blade. Or, instead of fertilizer, substitute RoundUp. Consider putting a For Sale sign on your lawn. Or on what's left of hers.
You've now entered the badboy zone that women adore the world over... even Iran. Those big tits you've been fantasizing about will be literally knocking down your door... and then some. Now go; go reap the rewards my friend.
[Evil Dr. Phil off]
[Evil Dr. Phil on]
Scrub the mission and ease out of the friend zone. Wherever possible, fuck up the handywork... especially anything involving hydro. Before cutting her lawn, remove the mower blade. Or, instead of fertilizer, substitute RoundUp. Consider putting a For Sale sign on your lawn. Or on what's left of hers.
You've now entered the badboy zone that women adore the world over... even Iran. Those big tits you've been fantasizing about will be literally knocking down your door... and then some. Now go; go reap the rewards my friend.
[Evil Dr. Phil off]
Tell her that you are clean shaven around your dick and balls...they like that, Iranian women are clean freaks...and hate to have pubic hair caught in their mouths..if you get there it will be the cleanest pussy and arsehole you have ever ever tasted...very nice...
one thing...don't forget to keep us posted!
we're pulling for you bro' (not literally, that's your job)
just give 'er!
we're pulling for you bro' (not literally, that's your job)
just give 'er!
