Simon482 was out driving his rig when he saw a sign by the road:
Exotic Animal Zoo - 50 miles ahead.
A few miles pass by and he sees another roadsign:
Stop in at the Exotic Animal Zoo
He drives on a little further and there's another sign:
Come on into our Exotic Animal Zoo
He keeps on driving and keeps on seeing signs promoting the Zoo, so eventually his interest is piqued and he decides he'll stop in at the zoo.
So he sees the sign for the zoo turnoff, and follows the road all the way down to the end. There's a big sign announcing "Exotic Animal Zoo", so he stops the truck and saunters over to a little shack, pays his $28.00 admission, and is led onto the property.
There's one solitary cage with one solitary little white fuzzy lapdog sitting on a pillow......thats it, nothing else anywhere. Simon is very disappointed with the whole experience.
On the way out, he encounters another trucker coming into the place, and Simon tells the fellow: "don't bother going in; it's a
shit zoo!!!"