I just shaved my balls!!!!!!!!!

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Holy crap! I was snickering as I opened it until I saw they have multiple products. I think I just found the 2013 stocking stuffer idea thanks to this. Thank you!

I'll be placing orders for fresh feet for more than one member of my family (how their feet smell like that I will never know), fresh breast for a couple friends (who complain about boob funk), and fresh baby for the newest nephew on the way. Winning!

I only wish I could justify fresh balls for someone but something tells me it may be stepping over the line a bit.
Boob funk?
 

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Holy crap! I was snickering as I opened it until I saw they have multiple products. I think I just found the 2013 stocking stuffer idea thanks to this. Thank you!

I'll be placing orders for fresh feet for more than one member of my family (how their feet smell like that I will never know), fresh breast for a couple friends (who complain about boob funk), and fresh baby for the newest nephew on the way. Winning!

I only wish I could justify fresh balls for someone but something tells me it may be stepping over the line a bit.
Oh yes, I like freshballs so much I got the tshirt too!

Boy, that doesn't sound gay at all, does it?
 

Madeline Rhodes

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Boob funk?
Yes. Boob funk! Do not bury your face between breasts that have been in a sports bra for a few hours while a woman worked up a sweat unless it is the sports bra that separates them. EEK!

Oh yes, I like freshballs so much I got the tshirt too!

Boy, that doesn't sound gay at all, does it?
*giggle* Kind of adorable actually!
 

Madeline Rhodes

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Common ailment for those with big titties and a love of garlicky foods....
Actually I've got both going on and have yet to experience that. Interesting...
 

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And don't worry...the itching you'll be feeling as it grows back will go away once you shave them a few times, just a heads up lol :)

Congratulations!
Thank you Sophie. I will be tending to them every 2-4 days so I won't be getting itchy. I've shaved the groin area too. "The pathway to paradise"
 

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....as for shaving Big Jim and The Twins....no.

I had a bad experience with shaving my upper body once...the itching was horrible...I couldn't imagine that kind of discomfort in the crotch region. I'll just stick with trimming it down to about 1/4 inch.
 

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I wonder if my wife would kill me or just leave me if I ordered her some of this?

Looks like the perfect Valentine gift.....
 

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i am so happy for you
 

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Actually I've got both going on and have yet to experience that. Interesting...
Then, I would lick your boobs gladly.

I wonder if my wife would kill me or just leave me if I ordered her some of this?

I don't think that would be inherently offensive. But if you attached a note to the gift commenting on her StinkPuss.....

....as for shaving Big Jim and The Twins....no.
I had a bad experience with shaving my upper body once...the itching was horrible...I couldn't imagine that kind of discomfort in the crotch region. I'll just stick with trimming it down to about 1/4 inch.


No guarantees, but they have stuff that helps with ingrown hairs. Prince Reigns Serum works for me.

http://www.princereigns.com/
 

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What took you so long? I started shaving 20 years ago. The girls thought it was awesome as they had never seen a guy shaved before. This was when a lot of girls weren't shaving yet.
 

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What took you so long? I started shaving 20 years ago. The girls thought it was awesome as they had never seen a guy shaved before. This was when a lot of girls weren't shaving yet.
than that must of been early ninety's . Mid to late ninety (thanks to California porn starlets) women were shaving the kitty.
 

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I started shaving the boys back in late 1999 to please my girl friend at the time. I use to just keep everything nicely trimmed, but she convinced me to give it try ...LOL. She also gave suggestions on how to prevent razor burn and itching, so everything worked out okay. I also have a Phillips Body Groomer which works pretty well. For those who don't like using a razor, it's a good alternative.
 
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