I heart Scotland

[Insidious Von]

The creative insults they hurled at Trump is not surprising. They are miserable cheapskates and totally charming and hilarious at the same time.

My Scotsman accountant is as miserable as they come. Chorus - how miserable is he?

He's so miserable that on a recent trip back home he brought me back a Motherwell strip.

 

[Insidious Von]

I don't know what a cockwomble is nor an incompressible jizztrumpet. It's one of the many insults the Scots hurled at Donald Trump.

Blowering Orange Flesh Heap is my favorite.