I HATE when this happens...

[UltraMan]

Every once in a while, I get a night like this... like tonight.

I have about 10 go-to girls (almost all from different agencies) I know I can call and have a great time with. I've seen them often, they know and like me, we have good chemistry and I get the best service they offer. 10's a lot - the odds of getting one of the 10 on an available night is almost 100%.

On top of that, there's about 5 girls in the "stand-by" category. I've not seen them, but I'm perfectly willing to. They're all well reviewed and offer the services I like. In the event none of the 10-ish regulars is available, I can call one of them.

Failing that, there are tons of girls I've never considered seeing, but if I do a search and find someone I'm willing to compromise with (maybe she's not attractive enough to make the usual list, but in a pinch - you get the idea) I can always salvage the night.

Failing THAT, there are some retired girls who I know personally that will help me out in a REAL desparate situation. We like each other, and its cool. She gets some cash without "diving back into the biz". In reality, I know 2.

Can you see where this is going?

Fuckin NONE of the above has panned out. I'm staggered. I can't find ANYONE.

I hate when this happens.

I don't feel better for writing this, but its off my chest none-the-less.

 

[foxwilly]

Sucks dude!
I guess its time to put the mayo on the knuckle sandwich!

 

[dragondick]

Every once in a while, I get a night like this... like tonight.

I have about 10 go-to girls (almost all from different agencies) I know I can call and have a great time with. I've seen them often, they know and like me, we have good chemistry and I get the best service they offer. 10's a lot - the odds of getting one of the 10 on an available night is almost 100%.

On top of that, there's about 5 girls in the "stand-by" category. I've not seen them, but I'm perfectly willing to. They're all well reviewed and offer the services I like. In the event none of the 10-ish regulars is available, I can call one of them.

Failing that, there are tons of girls I've never considered seeing, but if I do a search and find someone I'm willing to compromise with (maybe she's not attractive enough to make the usual list, but in a pinch - you get the idea) I can always salvage the night.

Failing THAT, there are some retired girls who I know personally that will help me out in a REAL desparate situation. We like each other, and its cool. She gets some cash without "diving back into the biz". In reality, I know 2.

Can you see where this is going?

Fuckin NONE of the above has panned out. I'm staggered. I can't find ANYONE.

I hate when this happens.

I don't feel better for writing this, but its off my chest none-the-less.

Your contigency plan failed to include DIY!

 

[JessiMae]

Do I hear the palm sisters calling? I heard they are around tonight .

I am suprised you cannot find anyone. I know most of my friends are available tonight.

 

[UltraMan]

Yup...

Surprised, JessieMae?

You and me both, ...you and me both.

 

[JessiMae]

well are you looking for incall or outcall?

 

[UltraMan]

Well...

I'm specifically a "young asian bbbjtc" sort of guy.

And I'm in Toronto. I was looking for outcall.

 

[bigsmurf]

I had my list put together as well. Went to the hotel where I usually get my outcalls to and guess what? "Sorry Sir we are all booked for today". This was at 4PM. I don't really want to go to another hotel so I guess next time. LOL.

Time to play some 5 on 1

BIG

 

[JessiMae]

I'm specifically a "young asian bbbjtc" sort of guy.

And I'm in Toronto. I was looking for outcall.

Call Purely Oriental then. I used to work for them and offered this service when I was there. Ask for Cindy or Stephanie. I don't have their number off hand, but they are in NOW magazine or in the Yellow pages (as 24 hr escorts).

 

[UltraMan]

Call Purely Oriental then. I used to work for them and offered this service when I was there. Ask for Cindy or Stephanie. I don't have their number off hand, but they are in NOW magazine or in the Yellow pages (as 24 hr escorts).

I can find no such agency, at least in Toronto.

URL?

 

[JessiMae]

I can find no such agency, at least in Toronto.

URL?

They don't have a url with real pictures on it. They mostly go by phone.

 

[UltraMan]

okay...

Okay, I found them.

 

[JessiMae]

Okay, I found them.

Well I won't promise you anything. You never know who you are going to get when you call that number. But I used to work there a few years ago and it was decent.

 

[UltraMan]

Jesus christ...

I called. I asked for either Cindy or Stephanie.

He said yes, she'll call me.

She did.

We talked.

She came by.

Nice looking Vietnamese girl.

She had so many restrictions, that basically we could only do a massage and she offered a HJ.

No bbbj, no kissing of any kind, no touching her in various ways, no chit chat, no enthusiasm ...and no refund.

I asked her, very politely but I still asked her, to leave after about 10 mins when it was clear there was no remote possibility I was going to enjoy myself.

$270 (rate plus tip given before she would even sit down) out the window.

It's 11:34 ...thats the only good news. Because in 26 minutes, this fuckin night will officially be over.

 

[JessiMae]

I am sorry to hear about that

Like I said it has been two years since I worked for them, but i still keep in touch with a few friends. Did not know what type of service they provided, we don't really talk about that.

 

[RTRD]

Wow...

....some of you guys take this very seriously....and expensively.

Book the hotel...and THEN try to book a girl?? Extensive lists of girls you have first hand experience with?

Periodically I am surprised at the complexity and depth of this hobby with which I am clearly not all that familiar...

I guess it is all worth it to make sure you get laid though.....except....apparently sometimes you don't.

$270 later....and you didn't get what you wanted?

And this beats just regular old dating?

 

[UltraMan]

No...

I didn't compare this to dating.

As for the complexity, it's less risk when you follow a formula you know will work. Like anything in life. Sometimes, however, a weird magic will happen to fuck your day up. Like anything else in life.

And, I date. This is different. I can "get laid" outside the hobby, but this is another layer of my recreation.

I thought I was pretty clear that this was NOT worth $270. That's why I'm pissed.

What's your point? That you'll see anyone?

 

[RTRD]

My point...

I didn't compare this to dating.

As for the complexity, it's less risk when you follow a formula you know will work. Like anything in life. Sometimes, however, a weird magic will happen to fuck your day up. Like anything else in life.

And, I date. This is different. I can "get laid" outside the hobby, but this is another layer of my recreation.

I thought I was pretty clear that this was NOT worth $270. That's why I'm pissed.

What's your point? That you'll see anyone?

...was that "some of you guys take this very seriously....and expensively", and "Periodically I am surprised at the complexity and depth of this hobby with which I am clearly not all that familiar... "