I got a mosquito bite on my ……

[Jenesis]

You guessed it …… my vag has a mosquito bite!!!!!

So Wednesday my GF and I do a day of gardening at the trailer and we decide to go into town for dinner. We get our nice sundresses on and make up on and look all good in our glowing tans from the day and we set out.

Come back home, make a camp fire and sit around drinking, smoking, laughing and having a good time. We were getting eaten alive even with OFF spray but we don’t care because we are having a good time.

Now it is Thursday night and I feel this familiar feel but it is down low. I’m thinking there is no way. Sure enough, there is a mosquito bite right on the pubic bone just off to the side a bit. Now before people go off, yes I know it is a mosquito bite. I’m not a fucking idiot. And I wouldn’t write about a bump on my vag without knowing what it is. And it is really just above my actual vagina but close enough.

So how did I get it? I go commando so it makes sense. But I didn’t even feel it.

I’m just wondering if I should find the fucker and charge him a hh minimum for eating my pussy!

 

[thumper18474]

I volunteer to suck the poison out
No wait....thats a snake bite!
Well...cant be too cautious
OK..I'll take one for the team

 

[Mr Bret]

Smart little mosquito.
Knew where to go to find the good stuff.

 

[downbound123]

the mosquito's prick was so small you never felt it

 

[Sonic Temple]

This thread made my morning - full of laughter and great one-liners - awesome!

 

[richaceg]

Did you charge the mosuito for DATY? nothing's free...

 

[spraggamuffin]

Think of all the guys who felt like a real stud that they pleasured you but you never felt a thing.
You did your job by not telling them the truth.
Have compassion on that dear old mosquito.
Don't tell him you did not feel a thing.
He did try to sneak a freebie though.

 

[Darts]

This thread is useless without pitchers/videos. LOL!

 

[Lickylick]

I guess dato wasn't her preference.

 

[primetimebob]

I just googled “why” and mosquito attracts bad meat or smell .

 

[harryass]

I suggest u get tested asap. Little pricks, yes. Mosquitoes are known to carry and spread nasty diseases.

 

[Jenesis]

There is always a few in the bunch.

Mosquitoes select their victims by evaluating scent, exhaled carbon dioxide and the chemicals in a person's sweat.

Nothing about bad meat or a bad smell. Just scent. Which I think the stupid OFF spray attracted more then it fended off.

 

[primetimebob]

If it’s the scent, then the scent must be very appealing for the mosquito to not like and said “fuck that scent and let me bite or sting that” .

 

[Robert Mugabe]

You guessed it …… my vag has a mosquito bite!!!!!



I’m just wondering if I should find the fucker and charge him a hh minimum for eating my pussy!

No point. It probably just crawled off to die.

 

[bver_hunter]

Must have been on that particular mosquito's bucket list. Smart guy.

 

[anon1]

Must have been on that particular mosquito's bucket list. Smart guy.

Only females bite.

 

[Jenesis]

Only females bite.

Now I’m a lesbian!!!!!!

 

[Darts]

Just scent. Which I think the stupid OFF spray attracted more then it fended off.

You spray OFF on your privates? Be careful out there. You might catch Lyme disease. Or, get stung by a bee and half your face is paralyzed.

 

[Jenesis]

You spray OFF on your privates? Be careful out there. You might catch Lyme disease. Or, get stung by a bee and half your face is paralyzed.

Lol. No. I sprayed on my legs, totally missed my ankles, which have like 20 bites each, arms and around my body with the sundress on.

On my one ankle, I have a bite on top of a bite.

 

[bver_hunter]

Only females bite.

That is precisely why it was on this male mosquito's bucket list. LOL!!