I can't watch porn.

MojoRisin' said:
still dont get the reverse shh either but it does remind me of another thing i hate in newer porn is that gagging blow job noise the "gock gock gock" the girl makes with getting her mouth/throat fucked. maybe thats what you are referring to as reverse shhhh?

I agree 100% about the "gock gock", it's gross.

Ok, the "reverse shh", it's really quite simple. Picture yourself in a library and some turd puts their finger in front of their mouth and goes "shhh!!" The reason it's a "reverse shh" is because instead of exhaling, they inhale. Try it, you'll see what I mean. LOL!

It just seems like fake passion and just isn't sexy. If a guy does it, I just want to punch him in the liver. It's especially bad when the person isn't actually doing anything. (like Noir said)
 
JD75 said:
I agree 100% about the "gock gock", it's gross.

Ok, the "reverse shh", it's really quite simple. Picture yourself in a library and some turd puts their finger in front of their mouth and goes "shhh!!" The reason it's a "reverse shh" is because instead of exhaling, they inhale. Try it, you'll see what I mean. LOL!

It just seems like fake passion and just isn't sexy. If a guy does it, I just want to punch him in the liver. It's especially bad when the person isn't actually doing anything. (like Noir said)

i get the noise sound but i really cant say I have ever heard it or at least not to the point it bothers me. oh well i have other issues with porn lol ;)
 
Be positive

Go look at Nicole Fox - Miss San Jose 2007 - video. That's how to suck a cock.
 
Noir said:
You mean, you don't like the interviews, or the "finding a random chick who always happens to be 19 and willing to get into a car for a blowjob" kind of porn?

A long time ago, a Canadian talk show host got a Playboy Playmate to come on his crappy show for an interview. I was excited about hearing a playmate talk and made a point of watching. What a way to ruin a fantasy!

The only interesting take on interviewing porn actors/actresses comes from BDSM material. It isn't that the quality of the talking is any better. Rather the conversation, though contrived, has the effect of humanizing the participants and it assures the audience that the scene was just a scene. That is a creative solution to a specific problem that the subculture experiences more generally.

Regarding interviews more generally, I've caught clips on the net that feel almost documentary if kept out of context. I'm not sure who in their right mind can look at the porn elements after that sort of thing and find anything exciting. I guess I don't feel aroused after having watched a plane crash.

The sort "interviews" that involve approaching someone on the streets are just silly. I guess they feed some sort of fantasy but I certainly wouldn't recommend trying this on a street near you. The involvement of film makers in the action makes it worse because it decreases the ability to suspend disbelief.

I guess that brings me to what is wrong with what I'm calling reality porn, in general. The whole idea of porn is documenting reality in the sense that there is actual sex protrayed and it is simulated. It can't be made any more real by involving those behind the camera.

Noir said:
And the reverse Shh...It's similar to the sound that a person makes when the breathe air through their teeth....close to a hiss but airy..

Thanks. That description actually worked for me: clench teeth and breath in. I understand.

JD75 said:
...gagging videos just disgust me.

It's a borderline case of a power exchange scene. The throwing up is what tends to leave me cold. I have difficulty identifying sexual play -- violent or not -- with vomit. To me vomit pretty much means drunk or sick. Either way, it isn't sexy. Then again, scat has the same effect on me. Oddly enough, GS doesn't. Hmmm. Everybody has their limits -- I guess.
 
superman said:
dumbest thread everrrr

Then I have 2 suggestions for you:

1) stop reading it

2) don't comment on it (which only brings it back to the top of the thread list)
 
I have a spit phobia..I actually physically gag if I tatch a glimpse of it...the spitting on the genitals also disturbs me greatly.. I cant believe it is considered to be such a "hot" manouvre. Like all fads, I hope it goes away soon

pheww venting is wanderful :)

Cheers