I can't believe this: new Survivor season

PHNINE

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I also think the Asian camp is going to pull some hardcore ninja shit and fuck everyone up...

Hope they don't have a driving challenge though...;)
 

BabyMilo

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White Camp

+ They're skin is so pale, that they don't need light bulbs.
+ No minorities...
+ No black people around, so now you will have more chance getting the girl
+ Prolly there will b a gay in ya team, so ull hav even more chance to get the girl
+ You will lose your friends and integrety if you vote them off

Black Camp

+ They come from the ghetto, surivor is easy for them
+ No White People
+ They like to sleep, so they don't need to do shit on survivor
+ There is no police on the island
+ They can form aliances with fellow blacks, by promising them weed
+ You can't snitch
+ You will get shot, if you vote them off.

Asian Camp

+ They eat everything, so raw fish, spiders, wurms aint a problem.
+ They are smart, they don't need a compass
+ They can invent anything to make fire
+ Ninja, they know how to survive
+ They know kung - fu, they will kick ya ass if you vote them off


Spanish Camp

+ They don't need a visa
+ They used to jumpin over the border without beigh caught by the us marines....so alot of challenges which involves swimming and running is gonna be easy for them
+ No immigration
+ If you vote them off they will ask their gang to fuck you up
 

Bambino

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Born and raised in Michigan, but spent plenty of time at the family farm in Canada.

I have known for a long time that Canada is way ahead of the U.S. in basic maturity and wisdom. Yeah, you guys have your problems; but the culture down here is so much based upon race and hatred that I just don't know how long I can take it anymore.

Looking forward to 10 days in Toronto and Montreal next week!
 

gentle_lover

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Fucking hillarious!!!

BabyMilo said:
White Camp

+ They're skin is so pale, that they don't need light bulbs.
+ No minorities...
+ No black people around, so now you will have more chance getting the girl
+ Prolly there will b a gay in ya team, so ull hav even more chance to get the girl
+ You will lose your friends and integrety if you vote them off

Black Camp

+ They come from the ghetto, surivor is easy for them
+ No White People
+ They like to sleep, so they don't need to do shit on survivor
+ There is no police on the island
+ They can form aliances with fellow blacks, by promising them weed
+ You can't snitch
+ You will get shot, if you vote them off.

Asian Camp

+ They eat everything, so raw fish, spiders, wurms aint a problem.
+ They are smart, they don't need a compass
+ They can invent anything to make fire
+ Ninja, they know how to survive
+ They know kung - fu, they will kick ya ass if you vote them off


Spanish Camp

+ They don't need a visa
+ They used to jumpin over the border without beigh caught by the us marines....so alot of challenges which involves swimming and running is gonna be easy for them
+ No immigration
+ If you vote them off they will ask their gang to fuck you up
 

juanbrujo

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BabyMilo said:
Spanish Camp

+ They don't need a visa
+ They used to jumpin over the border without beigh caught by the us marines....so alot of challenges which involves swimming and running is gonna be easy for them
+ No immigration
+ If you vote them off they will ask their gang to fuck you up
How can Spanish jump over the border? The Atlantic Ocean separates Spain from the United States. I don't think they would swim that distance. :rolleyes:
 

BabyMilo

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juanbrujo said:
How can Spanish jump over the border? The Atlantic Ocean separates Spain from the United States. I don't think they would swim that distance. :rolleyes:
Spanish as in Hispanic. Like Mex-US border.
 

juanbrujo

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BabyMilo said:
Spanish as in Hispanic. Like Mex-US border.
Spanish and Hispanic are different terms.
 

Lapper

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if i'm not mistaken, all the asians are still there and the big strong one found the hidden immunity idol. hmmmm, wonder who's gonna win this???
 

pussylicker

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Lapper said:
if i'm not mistaken, all the asians are still there and the big strong one found the hidden immunity idol. hmmmm, wonder who's gonna win this???
Yes the idol was found by Yul. Cowboy was voted out thursday night in a double tribal council.
 
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