I called the...

[SchlongConery]

I called the Tourette's Help Line today and they told me to fuck off!

 

[SchlongConery]

I called the Autism Society yesterday. I couldn't get through to anyone.

 

[Narg]

I called the Tourette's Help Line today and they told me to fuck off!

How do you know it was them?

 

[SchlongConery]

Called the Yacht Club all excited to join but they declined my application. Took the wind right outta my sails.

 

[bsi]

I meant to call the Procrastinators hotline but it can wait till later.

 

[SchlongConery]

I called Crimestoppers yesterday. Told the operator that she had won a Free Cruise and asked for her credit card number. They lie, they do have Call Display

 

[great bear]

The "Clean your Ducts Company" called me last night and I told them I washed my goose last week.

 

[SchlongConery]

The "Clean your Ducts Company" called me last night and I told them I washed my goose last week.

Ahhhhh, new euphemism for masturbation! Good one gb.

 

[Mr Deeds]

I called the fish market just for the halibut. When I asked if they delivered they said not today the driver has a haddock.

 

[great bear]

I called the fish market just for the halibut. When I asked if they delivered they said not today the driver has a haddock.

I called Simpsons Sears last week and asked if they had a eat in. They told me those stores closed years ago.

 

[SchlongConery]

I called Simpsons Sears last week and asked if they had a eat in. They told me those stores closed years ago.

I just called the late sixties and they want great bear back.

 

[great bear]

I just called the late sixties and they want great bear back.

I do not condom great bear back.

 

[Nate1]

I just called Molson and they told me to get pissed.

 

[great bear]

I just called Molson and they told me to get pissed.

At least you were not told to bottle up your puns.

 

[Butler1000]

I just called my butcher to pre-order my Chritmas turkey and he told me to get Stuffed!

So I took my revenge by sleeping with his wife....when he came home early she told me to get Dressed!

 

[NHFL]

I called the 50 numbers for the Society For Multiple Personalities. All the lines were busy.

 

[great bear]

I called the 50 numbers for the Society For Multiple Personalities. All the lines were busy.

Yes, and Ms Locki was on each and every one of them.

 

[NHFL]

Yes, and Ms Locki was on each and every one of them.

I just laughed my coffee through my nose.

 

[great bear]

I just laughed my coffee through my nose.

You won't have to wait long until she gives you a medical remedy.

 

[Nate1]

I just called my favorite MPA to book a quickie and her response was, Jerk Off?