I almost killed myself

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Warning!!!

Never, never smoke in bed.

Last night I was having one final cigarette before going to sleep while lying in bed, and you guessed it... I dozed off while the cigarette was lit. Fortunately all I got was a badly burned pillow, a wasted Molson Canadian, and a slightly burned hand, but it was enough to teach me one of those life lessons I will never forget.

I might have to say a little thank you prayer tonight even though I'm an athiest.:o Damn I got off lucky.
 
More proof the smoking kills. lol :p
 
The closest I came to that is years ago when I had a bachelor apartment. My sofa was my bed, my seating area and everything. So, I lay there watching a late night movie. Bad move since I was working two jobs at the time. I layed back to watch this movie. I never got to see the entire movie. But luckily my hand was reaching over to the ashtray with my arm sprawled out over my coffee table. My tv got louder and as I was fighting against sleep too I jumped up and thought omg I am missing my movie. I looked at my hand and my cigarette had actually gone out on its own. That's when I decided though I was too tired and to forget it. Never smoke if you are too tired either as I imagine I was so tired that night and even if I were sitting up I would have still drifted off.
 
Glad you're OK.

My closest brush with a firery death was back in my post H.S. travel around Europe year. It was winter in England and very cold. The 1830's rooming house I was staying in that month had no indoor heating, but had a tiny coal burning fireplace in my bedroom - problem was, it had been blocked by the landlord. So, seeing my breath in my bedroom, I decided to walk to the local store and buy a sack of coal. Not BBQ charcoal...real coal - uneven rough hewn pieces of mined coal. I dragged it back to my room, unblocked the fireplace, and, never having lit a coal fire before...decided to fill the fireplace to capacity with coal - almost the whole sack.

So I put some newspaper under some pieces, and lit it, but, unlike a wood fire (which I had lit back in Canada) in this case the coal didn't burn. I tried again, but it didn't take. So I doused the coal in lighter fliud and then threw a match in. The lighter fluid burned, but when it went out, no coal fire. I tried this a couple of times. Finally, resigned to my freezing night, I climbed into bed shivering with a wool hat on my head and socks on my feet, and went to sleep. I dreamt I was in hell, roasting away. I woke up at 3am with a start, and I thought I was in hell - the whole wall seemd to be a red glow illuminating the blackness. Then I realized I was soaked in sweat. Reaching for the bedside lamp, I saw that all the coal was burning - a deep red hell-like steady glow - and letting off heat unlike any wood fire I had ever made back home. I swear it was 45 C in that room. I opened the window to let more cold air in. Outside it was -5, inside it was 45. I slept with the window open for the rest of the night and it was still about 32C in that room. The coal burned until 11am the next morning.

I told this to the roofing guy from Liverpool who lived upstairs and he was telling me the lack of wisdom in burning that much coal at once - use a piece or two...not the whole sack at once...you could have started a fire in your room...if the chimney (that hadn't been used or cleaned in decades) had been clogged you would have suffocated, etc. I learned that while coal doesn't light right away like wood...it eventaully heats up and starts to burn after one has perhaps given up that it will. "In future, take a hot water bottle to bed like the rest of us do" he advised. I bought a hot water bottle, survived and learned.

Again, good to hear you survived too.
 
A1Player, you live a high risk lifestyle. You are a beaneater and a smoker. Seriously, my very best friend, Crazy Bull, married a non-smoker who later became a smoker (as well as a gambler and drinker) and he really worried that one day both of them would die from a cig caused fire.
 
a 1 player said:
Warning!!!

Never, never smoke in bed.

Last night I was having one final cigarette before going to sleep while lying in bed, and you guessed it... I dozed off while the cigarette was lit. Fortunately all I got was a badly burned pillow, a wasted Molson Canadian, and a slightly burned hand, but it was enough to teach me one of those life lessons I will never forget.

I might have to say a little thank you prayer tonight even though I'm an athiest.:o Damn I got off lucky.
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Good to see that you are OK! Next time, stick to pipes.
 
a 1 player said:
Warning!!!

Never, never smoke in bed.

Last night I was having one final cigarette before going to sleep while lying in bed, and you guessed it... I dozed off while the cigarette was lit. Fortunately all I got was a badly burned pillow, a wasted Molson Canadian, and a slightly burned hand, but it was enough to teach me one of those life lessons I will never forget.

I might have to say a little thank you prayer tonight even though I'm an athiest.:o Damn I got off lucky.
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almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
 
jerbear said:
With all that oil you have on the sheets it's amazing the bed did not go up in flames .
LOL
Oh I forgot you use rubber sheets .:D
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I really don't want to know how you know that.





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Hey A1 glad you are alright.

But this did remind of the old joke.

Q: Do you smoke after sex.

A: I dont know, never bothered to look.

drum roll please.


Remember if you smoke in bed the sleeping bag you burn may be your wife!!

enough of this , I'll go now! :)
 
papasmerf said:
almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
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you mean "close" only counts with horseshoes and hand grenades.
 
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