If you were in dire straights financially with poor credit and staggering student loans, how would you go about acquiring a $5000 loan with no qualateral? I know this sounds impossible but I know there have been people to accomplish stranger things. Any suggestions?
Hypothetical Question
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Seems a lot of people are desperate to make a quick $5000 these days. Somewhere there is a loan shark in Toronto making $5000 loans and threatening to break kneecaps me thinks.
At any rate I say sell one of your organs (preferably one you can live without). I think a kidney can get you $10,000 USD on the black market. Or if that is too much of a sacrifice you could make the rounds of the spermbanks. $75 a shot so lets see now that would be...
At any rate I say sell one of your organs (preferably one you can live without). I think a kidney can get you $10,000 USD on the black market. Or if that is too much of a sacrifice you could make the rounds of the spermbanks. $75 a shot so lets see now that would be...
HEY - I've just heard about a spelling contest with a $5000 prize for the winner.
Oops. Never mind.
sexcacademic said:
Oops. Never mind.
In addition to all the great comments already posted (which I found quite humorous lol) I have to ask this:
If you are having trouble paying your current loans, why would anyone else lend you money? What guarantee do they have that you'd be able to pay THEM?
There are lots of credit couselling services around. First thing I'd do is talk to them. As for getting another $5K in debt? I don't think it's a good idea.....
If you are having trouble paying your current loans, why would anyone else lend you money? What guarantee do they have that you'd be able to pay THEM?
There are lots of credit couselling services around. First thing I'd do is talk to them. As for getting another $5K in debt? I don't think it's a good idea.....
The easiest way to get money with bad credit is with colateral. Pawn shops are making a big comeback. Assuming that you own something of value (jewelery, tools, musical instruments, etc.), you can easily get cash, the lender holds the stuff until you pay him back.
