How to warn an SP...

SlitherySOB

M/L/C
Jul 2, 2004
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I've had a few embarrasing moments with SP's. One, which was a bit infuriating, was when an SP accused me of being a drug user. I'm not. I'm a type 1 diabetic. She saw a needle in the trash and jumped to conclusions. Or saw an opportunity to leave with my money. One embarassing moment is when an escort fainted in my house. I have a few lizards and snakes. When she saw the snakes, she passed out. This is why I prefer incalls. Anyways, how do you tell an SP this? Specifically the snakes. I asked one, and she thought she wanted me for her to do something kinky with a boa. No, I just don't want you to be surprised when you walk into my house. With most agencies, would they even tell the SP? It's the operator who picks up the phone. If I tell them, what are the chances the woman is going to know?
 
Actaully it really isn't your problem if the sp has any problem with your choice of pets. I have a cat AND a snake and I don't bother telling anyone about them beforehand.

it is not (as you said) that you want the lady to do anything with the snake and as long as you have it in an aquarium she has no reason to be afraid, aprehensive or otherwise. If truth be known and if the lady does have a phobia about reptiles (or any phobia for that matter) then this should be posted on her site. Same as allergies, if they are allergic to cats, dogs, or other critters they should post that as well.

Remember: we are the customer and while some of us do try to provide a nice environment for the sp's to visit, it isn't our problem if she doesn't like our environment (if she is doing outcalls this is something that has to be considered). If the sp has problems which may occur by visiting strange environments then maybe she should stick to incalls?

Like I said, we should try to provide them with a safe, pleasant environment where they will be comfortable enough to provide us with a great visit.
 
I would get rid of those needles from the trash. No need to make your use of them so obvious, given that people will jump to wrong conclusions and you will get lousy service for the wrong reason.

With the lizards and snakes, it's not so different from inviting civilians to your home or apartment. You have to expect that many people would not find them fascinating, but repelling. I assume these pets are in cages or behind glass, so keep them there. You might chat about them for five minutes, and gauge whether the escort can cope with them or not. But you must be prepared that some wonderful escorts -- just like some wonderful civilian friends or lovers -- will be freaked out. I know I would be.

I also would hope you move the reptiles out of your bedroom, or far away from your make-out couch. That's just courtesy and practicality.
 
I have an orange and pink corn snake and he's about 36" long now.....he just LOVES crawling down women's tops lol he's a snake after my own heart......
 
I don't see any reason to let an SP know you have snakes - others were right, as an SP you get used to walking into a variety of enviroments. From my perspective, if there was something in a place I visited that I was uncomfortable with - I would mention it politely and do what I could to minimize the situation (move to another room).

I had a similar situation arise when a client started freaking out at my cat the second he came through the door (the client...not the cat). I locked my cat in the bathroom and tried to apologize but the guy was beyond agitated (I had never seen anything like it). I usually let people know I have cats, but in this case I had forgotten. I don't make that mistake anymore :)

S
 
Sheesh, I never knew a pussy could have that effect on a guy! lol


(sorry, I just couldn't resist)
 
tboy said:
Sheesh, I never knew a pussy could have that effect on a guy! lol
:D lOl

Sabryna Taylor said:
I had a similar situation arise when a client started freaking out at my cat the second he came through the door (the client...not the cat). I locked my cat in the bathroom and tried to apologize but the guy was beyond agitated (I had never seen anything like it). I usually let people know I have cats, but in this case I had forgotten. I don't make that mistake anymore

Thats one heck of a reaction. What do you keep ? A panther ? Cougar ?
 
yeah yeah yeah......

the way the guy reacted you would have thought I had a loose lion or something (he saw my little kitten first who is all of three pounds soaking wet)....geez. He didn't see my tabby who was peeking out the curtain looking at him as if to say "buddy what the F**k is your problem"....

Oh well .... his loss....I have a damn fine pussy;)

S
 
Goober Mcfly said:
I keep a rare purple-headed yogurt thrower in my pants....

Did you just make that up?

Never heard "it" called that before... :D
 
...how about...

...before your special lady comes over, you move all your pets to an enclosed area?...