How to piss a moron off in trafic.

[Ceiling Cat]

Have you ever had a fool behind you at a red light that will honk his horn to get you to move the same second the light turns green. We all have! Here is a way to piss off these fools.

- Drive briskly away, slightly more than usual speed. The fool will follow behind you.

- Do not brake, just let your foot off the accelerator.

- As his car moves closer to your car he will brake to slow down.

- Give the gas pedal a push to speed up.

- As his car accelerates to catch up, ease up on the gas again without using the brake.

- Do this multiple times.

You have to be smart about it, if you do it right he will not even know you are doing it. The fool will become extremly tired very quickly. These fools usualy change lanes and speed off. If you get a guy pull beside you to give you the finger, what I do is to turn my head and look at him and have my finger up my nose as if I was preoccupied picking my nose. Then I pull my finger out of my nose and give them them the shoulder shrug and open palm gesture as if to say ..........What? what? what? The nose pick trick works every time.

 

[R A Z O R]

 

[canada-man]

Drive briskly away, slightly more than usual speed. The fool will follow behind you.



why would he do that?

 

[Ceiling Cat]

Drive briskly away, slightly more than usual speed. The fool will follow behind you.



why would he do that?

Because he is behind you on the same road!

 

[Closing In]

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You're a dumb-ass bitch!!!!!!!!!

 

[Daddio]

So you're jack rabbit starting, then coasting, then accelerating, then coasting, and picking your nose.... and the guy behind you is the idiot.

 

[papasmerf]

Years ago I had a woman behind me that hit her horn at every light. I came up to an intersection I knew had a long red and got out of my vehicle with the ignition key. I walk up to her car and handed her the key. As I did this I said If you think you can drive the truck better than I can, feel free. She damned near broke her wrist winding her window up. The guy behind her was amused.

 

[HG Hunter]

what I do is to turn my head and look at him and have my finger up my nose as if I was preoccupied picking my nose. Then I pull my finger out of my nose and give them them the shoulder shrug and open palm gesture as if to say ..........What? what? what? The nose pick trick works every time.

So that was you I saw when I was standing on the sidewalk waiting for the light to change. Did you at least pick a winner?
The other thing you could do to really piss them off is wait until the light turns yellow then blast through it leaving the honker stuck for another rotation of the red.

 

[pencilneckgeek2]

Years ago I had a woman behind me that hit her horn at every light. I came up to an intersection I knew had a long red and got out of my vehicle with the ignition key. I walk up to her car and handed her the key. As I did this I said If you think you can drive the truck better than I can, feel free. She damned near broke her wrist winding her window up. The guy behind her was amused.

How did you get your key back ? It would have been really amusing if she'd driven away with it, that would have been funny !

 

[papasmerf]

How did you get your key back ?

she tossed it at me

 

[pencilneckgeek2]

she tossed it at me

It would have been funnier if she'd dropped it down a sewer drain.

 

[papasmerf]

It would have been funnier if she'd dropped it down a sewer drain.

She would have hid in one if she could.

Never accept road rage when you can screw with it

 

[S.C. Joe]

I would just pull to the side and let them pass and forget about them.

What ticks me off is the ones who seem to be in a rush one min and the next min they are then holding you up.

Be glad many drivers don't have those dumb radar detectors in Canada since they are illegal.... I hate how many times traffic might be going 10 mph over and then later 5 under the speed limit....as I'm zig zagging around them I see a cop on a cross street or the other side of a divided road with no way across...cops aren't super cops, they drive cars too, lol.

Besides they don't mess with you for 5 over.

 

[papasmerf]

I would just pull to the side and let them pass and forget about them.

What ticks me off is the ones who seem to be in a rush one min and the next min they are then holding you up.

Be glad many drivers don't have those dumb radar detectors in Canada since they are illegal.... I hate how many times traffic might be going 10 mph over and then later 5 under the speed limit....as I'm zig zagging around them I see a cop on a cross street or the other side of a divided road with no way across...cops aren't super cops, they drive cars too, lol.

Besides they don't mess with you for 5 over.

Not to mention dodging bullets

 

[papasmerf]

How to piss off a moron in traffic????????


Put a give Bush a third term, bumper sticker on you car.

 

[dj1470]

Have you ever had a fool behind you at a red light that will honk his horn to get you to move the same second the light turns green. We all have! Here is a way to piss off these fools.

- Drive briskly away, slightly more than usual speed. The fool will follow behind you.

- Do not brake, just let your foot off the accelerator.

- As his car moves closer to your car he will brake to slow down.

- Give the gas pedal a push to speed up.

- As his car accelerates to catch up, ease up on the gas again without using the brake.

- Do this multiple times.

You have to be smart about it, if you do it right he will not even know you are doing it. The fool will become extremly tired very quickly. These fools usualy change lanes and speed off. If you get a guy pull beside you to give you the finger, what I do is to turn my head and look at him and have my finger up my nose as if I was preoccupied picking my nose. Then I pull my finger out of my nose and give them them the shoulder shrug and open palm gesture as if to say ..........What? what? what? The nose pick trick works every time.

And lastly .....................

You have pissed off the wrong guy and he pulls out his Magnum .44 and blows your brains all over your dashboard.

Can't we all just get along?

Doing what you describe just causes more problems than it solves.

 

[S.C. Joe]

How bout a bumper sticker that says "if you voted for Bushie 2 times, aren't you very happy now"

 

[Big Rig]

So you're jack rabbit starting, then coasting, then accelerating, then coasting, and picking your nose.... and the guy behind you is the idiot.

LMAO

Do not play road rage games

you are driving a C A R

YOU KNOW, the thing that can throw your head into the windshield or kill a pedestrian at five miles an hour

 

[Ironhead]

Have you ever had a fool behind you at a red light that will honk his horn to get you to move the same second the light turns green. We all have! Here is a way to piss off these fools.

- Drive briskly away, slightly more than usual speed. The fool will follow behind you.

- Do not brake, just let your foot off the accelerator.

- As his car moves closer to your car he will brake to slow down.

- Give the gas pedal a push to speed up.

- As his car accelerates to catch up, ease up on the gas again without using the brake.

- Do this multiple times.

You have to be smart about it, if you do it right he will not even know you are doing it. The fool will become extremly tired very quickly. These fools usualy change lanes and speed off. If you get a guy pull beside you to give you the finger, what I do is to turn my head and look at him and have my finger up my nose as if I was preoccupied picking my nose. Then I pull my finger out of my nose and give them them the shoulder shrug and open palm gesture as if to say ..........What? what? what? The nose pick trick works every time.

I do believe that one day we will read/hear about you in the daily news.

Road Rage Strikes Toronto !
"Driver shot while picking his nose and acting like an idiot".

You should just get out of the way. You do not know why the guy is in a hurry. Maybe he is hurrying to the hospital for the delivery of his child or is late for work or just came off a tough shift and just wants to go home.

If it were me behind you, just give me enough room to pass and all you will see is my tail lights.

 

[punter]

Have you ever had a fool behind you at a red light that will honk his horn to get you to move the same second the light turns green.

I'm the guy behind you and there is another behind me and then him. We all have somewhere to go and are in somewhat of a hurry, so stop whining like a little bitch and get the fuck out of our way.