How to hide an erection

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Here is what you can do to avoid such embarrassing situations.

Steps
Clothes are key in concealing an erection. Never wear tight clothes, or clothes that restrict movement. Jeans can be good or bad, as looser jeans tend to shield the growth, and tighter jeans accentuate it.

Khaki pants are said to be good for hiding the erection, as well.
Underclothes can also be a factor. As a general rule, underpants are better than boxers. However, realizing that many men prefer boxers, it is not necessary to wear underpants.


Loose shirts are great if you can get away with them. If you're at school or someplace casual, use an untucked shirt at groin length to hide the erection. Sweatshirts work even better.

When you can't get away with clothing, resort to dire measures! Physical barriers aid the concealment of this problem quite well. Get something between your member and the people you're around. Hiding it under a desk, putting a book in front of it (held casually with one hand, not obviously), or anything else you can think of is great for concealing it.

Speaking of books, finding something to read is almost a sure-fire way to kill your woody. The more you focus on the text, the faster your stiffy will subside.

Another trick is simply time. Give it time and the darned thing will go away.

Don't think about it, or it'll stay longer. Think about something engrossing--sports, politics, whatever.

Some people find gross things to be effective in the neutralizing of an erection. Think of that video you saw in high school "The Miracle of Birth", and you should be okay.


Putting your hand in your pocket and holding your penis to the side can also help but it might hurt a little.


When all else fails, go to the bathroom and "tuck it in" pointing up and held with the waistband of your trousers. Don't make it hurt, just hold it in place.

The erection will be much less noticeable, and will go away presently. Then, pull up your waistband and free your poor penis.



Tips
Don't think about sexual attraction while you have an erection; it'll make things worse.
NEVER "flex". It's hard to explain, but if you're a guy, then you understand. Flexing will increase blood flow to the penis and make your erection last longer. Control the urge.


Concentrate on something like a dead cat and try to feel it, taste it, smell it. But never think about how your erection is doing.

Try not to stand up.
Put your hands in your pockets and make a fist, this usually works if you are wearing tight pants.

NEVER make eye contact with a girl or guy you find attractive.

Sometimes, when your penis is becoming erect, it will become restricted horizontally by the pants. Actually pulling that part of your pants forward will free your penis and it will continue to travel up for total erection. This actually conceals your penis more than if you let the penis stay horizontal.


When at the beach, always wear speedos under a pair of board shorts.
Thinking about your erection preserves your erection, so engross yourself into something that requires 100% of your attention.



Warnings
Don't do anything to hurt your penis. It's better to be embarrassed for a moment than damage your child-spawning, urine-flushing member for life.
Don't do anything when you're in the cinema or dark place with a big erected penis, just let your penis do it's thing, it won't stay up like that forever.
 
This public service announcement has been brought to you by Alexis696969, causer of public erections everywhere. :p
 
Alexis696969 said:
"When all else fails, go to the bathroom and "tuck it in" pointing up and held with the waistband of your trousers. Don't make it hurt, just hold it in place."

Why not just put Ms Palm to work on it while your there..good for the short term
 
lol

Well my girlfriend and I were having lunch yesterday and we watched this guy very obviously try to cover one up ..as he was quite excited from the waitresses very low v neck as she was leaning over him lol .unfortunately he was wearing track pants ..thats my point.....not to mention this guy in my pyschology class whenever he gets up to do a oral presentation .....he pops a boner .
 
Alexis696969 said:
lol

Well my girlfriend and I were having lunch yesterday and we watched this guy very obviously try to cover one up ..as he was quite excited from the waitresses very low v neck as she was leaning over him lol .unfortunately he was wearing track pants ..thats my point.....not to mention this guy in my pyschology class whenever he gets up to do a oral presentation .....he pops a boner .


I think he's paying you a complement
 
I would think it could be embarassing for a guy in public !!!

heres a great tip
Don't think about it, or it'll stay longer. Think about something engrossing--, politics, shopping, etc...
 
Alexis696969 said:
lol

not to mention this guy in my pyschology class whenever he gets up to do a oral presentation .....he pops a boner .

Ah to be 20 years old again and popping boners just by thought alone.....

sigh
 
raydeon said:
Why would you want to hide an erection, in the first place?

Parent teacher night?
 
raydeon said:
Why would you want to hide an erection, in the first place?



Prostate exam.


Just wait, you young guys will get it in the end eventually.
 
Viewer said:
This public service announcement has been brought to you by Alexis696969, causer of public erections everywhere. :p
How would Alexis696969 know or care unless s(he) is a guy. I still think he is a guy.
 
raydeon said:
Why would you want to hide an erection, in the first place?
My question is why would Alexis post this if she were a woman? You'd think she'd be happy to see them, unless of course she's not and really a guy playing cruel tricks on us by teasing us.:D She seems to know a lot about the subject.

Just kidding Alexis. We know how much you love the male anatomy.
 
Alexis696969 said:
Here is what you can do to avoid such embarrassing situations.

Steps
Clothes are key in concealing an erection. Never wear tight clothes, or clothes that restrict movement. Jeans can be good or bad, as looser jeans tend to shield the growth, and tighter jeans accentuate it.

Khaki pants are said to be good for hiding the erection, as well.
Underclothes can also be a factor. As a general rule, underpants are better than boxers. However, realizing that many men prefer boxers, it is not necessary to wear underpants.


Loose shirts are great if you can get away with them. If you're at school or someplace casual, use an untucked shirt at groin length to hide the erection. Sweatshirts work even better.

When you can't get away with clothing, resort to dire measures! Physical barriers aid the concealment of this problem quite well. Get something between your member and the people you're around. Hiding it under a desk, putting a book in front of it (held casually with one hand, not obviously), or anything else you can think of is great for concealing it.

Speaking of books, finding something to read is almost a sure-fire way to kill your woody. The more you focus on the text, the faster your stiffy will subside.

Another trick is simply time. Give it time and the darned thing will go away.

Don't think about it, or it'll stay longer. Think about something engrossing--sports, politics, whatever.

Some people find gross things to be effective in the neutralizing of an erection. Think of that video you saw in high school "The Miracle of Birth", and you should be okay.


Putting your hand in your pocket and holding your penis to the side can also help but it might hurt a little.


When all else fails, go to the bathroom and "tuck it in" pointing up and held with the waistband of your trousers. Don't make it hurt, just hold it in place.

The erection will be much less noticeable, and will go away presently. Then, pull up your waistband and free your poor penis.



Tips
Don't think about sexual attraction while you have an erection; it'll make things worse.
NEVER "flex". It's hard to explain, but if you're a guy, then you understand. Flexing will increase blood flow to the penis and make your erection last longer. Control the urge.


Concentrate on something like a dead cat and try to feel it, taste it, smell it. But never think about how your erection is doing.

Try not to stand up.
Put your hands in your pockets and make a fist, this usually works if you are wearing tight pants.

NEVER make eye contact with a girl or guy you find attractive.

Sometimes, when your penis is becoming erect, it will become restricted horizontally by the pants. Actually pulling that part of your pants forward will free your penis and it will continue to travel up for total erection. This actually conceals your penis more than if you let the penis stay horizontal.


When at the beach, always wear speedos under a pair of board shorts.
Thinking about your erection preserves your erection, so engross yourself into something that requires 100% of your attention.



Warnings
Don't do anything to hurt your penis. It's better to be embarrassed for a moment than damage your child-spawning, urine-flushing member for life.
Don't do anything when you're in the cinema or dark place with a big erected penis, just let your penis do it's thing, it won't stay up like that forever.


Wrap it around your waist as a belt, or tie a knot around your neck as a neck tie. :D
 
Alexis696969 said:
I would think it could be embarassing for a guy in public !!!....
That actually makes me think of another interesting question:

Do you girls take it as a compliment if a guy pops a boner while looking at you? I'm talking about either a guy that's with you, or one that is just walking by........
 
now why would you want to hide something so special LOL ;)
 
Moet said:
now why would you want to hide something so special LOL
But of course, why would the good doc hide something so special from Moet??? ;) Aleithivei, pragmati eiste eidikei!!! (True, indeed you are special!!!) Otherwise, the best advice to hide an erection is not to have an erection at all. *Wink, wink* LOL!!!