How to get laid

[Francesca22]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqWjlDtHwQA

 

[a 1 player]

Yup, that works.

 

[tboy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqWjlDtHwQA

One of the reasons I see escorts.....if you're too busy to see me? Your loss...lol.....

 

[Francesca22]

One of the reasons I see escorts.....if you're too busy to see me? Your loss...lol.....

Ha haaaaa I hope you aren't talking about me specifically.

 

[tboy]

Ha haaaaa I hope you aren't talking about me specifically.

Naw, you as in the woman I'm asking out.......

 

[cypherpunk]

That video is choice.

 

[tboy]

Being a master GRRRRer I didn't think you would have that problem!

Naw, I pick up the phone, ask for a lady, she comes over, no problem lol

 

[Francesca22]

Naw, I pick up the phone, ask for a lady, she comes over, no problem lol

You are too funny!!!!

How come it isn't that easy for the rest of us???

 

[tboy]

You are too funny!!!!

How come it isn't that easy for the rest of us???

Hey it IS:

Pick up the phone, call me, I'll come over...no problem! lol

 

[Francesca22]

Hey it IS:

Pick up the phone, call me, I'll come over...no problem! lol

only if you don't like mice up your butt... don't charge too much and are a true BFE ha hahahaaaaaaaa

 

[Francesca22]

Man, we are going to have to make another title change to:

The Ultimate BFE!!!! LOL

I know all the DO NOTS, the I don't likes... ha ha haaaaaa

 

[tboy]

only if you don't like mice up your butt... don't charge too much and are a true BFE ha hahahaaaaaaaa

No I don't like mice up my butt....(?????) and I have a motto:

The customer always cums first!!!!

 

[tboy]

Not necessarily!!!

Diana
xoxo

Yes, necessarily *eg*.....

For the record: DFK LFK Daty LBK Cowboy Mish ROdeO Doggy LRP etc.....

 

[tboy]

Okay Sold!

Not sold..RENT!!!!!

 

[tboy]

Sorry, I should have clarified. The customer always comes first.............not not necessarily CUMS first.............

Diana
xoxo

Oh yes, unless they are resisting, I insure they always cum first too! hehehe

I say this because I was dating this woman and it was one of those blistering hot august nights with humidity up around 200%. Well i'm workin, I'm giving her all my best moves, sweat is streaming down my body, I'm trying everything I know, I finally look into her face and see her gritting her teeth and her eyes are clamped shut. I say "hey, you ok, am I hurting you"? she says "no, I'm just trying my darndest NOT to cum..." FUUUUUCCCCKKKK

I say "my GOD why"???? SHe says "oh, I want to cum with you...." oh fuck me all to hell...lol....10 minutes later we were laughing about it but man.....

 

[tboy]

OKay, I stand corrected!

RENT,RENT,RENT

I'll take some Rodeo action baby!

with a helping of DATY on the side.........

Thanks

BTW: you DO know what rodeo is don't you?

That's where I do you doggy then whisper in your ear: your sister, mother, aunt or daughter likes it this way too (and then try to hang on for 8 seconds lol)