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tboy

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KWI said:
Being a master GRRRRer I didn't think you would have that problem! ;)
Naw, I pick up the phone, ask for a lady, she comes over, no problem lol
 

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Francesca22 said:
You are too funny!!!!

How come it isn't that easy for the rest of us???
Hey it IS:

Pick up the phone, call me, I'll come over...no problem! lol
 

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tboy said:
Hey it IS:

Pick up the phone, call me, I'll come over...no problem! lol
only if you don't like mice up your butt... don't charge too much and are a true BFE ha hahahaaaaaaaa
 

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Francesca22 said:
only if you don't like mice up your butt... don't charge too much and are a true BFE ha hahahaaaaaaaa
No I don't like mice up my butt....(?????) and I have a motto:

The customer always cums first!!!!
 

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Amazon_woman said:
Sorry, I should have clarified. The customer always comes first.............not not necessarily CUMS first.............:p

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Oh yes, unless they are resisting, I insure they always cum first too! hehehe

I say this because I was dating this woman and it was one of those blistering hot august nights with humidity up around 200%. Well i'm workin, I'm giving her all my best moves, sweat is streaming down my body, I'm trying everything I know, I finally look into her face and see her gritting her teeth and her eyes are clamped shut. I say "hey, you ok, am I hurting you"? she says "no, I'm just trying my darndest NOT to cum..." FUUUUUCCCCKKKK

I say "my GOD why"???? SHe says "oh, I want to cum with you...." oh fuck me all to hell...lol....10 minutes later we were laughing about it but man.....
 

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KWI said:
OKay, I stand corrected!

RENT,RENT,RENT

I'll take some Rodeo action baby!

with a helping of DATY on the side.........

Thanks :D
BTW: you DO know what rodeo is don't you?

That's where I do you doggy then whisper in your ear: your sister, mother, aunt or daughter likes it this way too (and then try to hang on for 8 seconds lol)
 
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