How to fold a fitted sheet.

[kono]

Roll it up in a ball and throw it in the corner. DONE! It's just that easy

 

[oldjones]

Or there's this:

 

[NorthernBear]

Love it !!!

 

[SchlongConery]

you guys are just talking sheet.

 

[Kirby2006]

you guys are just talking sheet.

That's how you get a higher thread count.

 

[SchlongConery]

That's how you get a higher thread count.

You cotton to that, eh?

 

[Kirby2006]

Some things are above my level of comprehension. This was pillow it.

 

[SchlongConery]

Some things are above my level of comprehension. This was pillow it.

Nice to rest your head once in a while.

 

[malata]

 

[SchlongConery]

Wow! I heard of sheet puns but never pun sheets! Nice!

 

[oldjones]

Wow! I heard of sheet puns but never pun sheets! Nice!

A fitting end to this thread. The count was Ten.

 

[SchlongConery]

A fitting end to this thread. The count was Ten.

I ordered some 800 thread count sheets directly from a guy in Cairo. I still have not received them and the guy won't reply to my messages.

I think Egypt me.

 

[stevieray]

I just bring two of the elastic ends together, then just roll the damn thing up into a roll. There, done!

 

[Kirby2006]

I ordered some 800 thread count sheets directly from a guy in Cairo. I still have not received them and the guy won't reply to my messages.

I think Egypt me.

You got short-sheeted? You're down on your luck lately. It satins me when I hear stories like that.

 

[SchlongConery]

You got short-sheeted? You're down on your luck lately. It satins me when I hear stories like that.

All these bedding guys are linen sons of bitches. I have a small claims action against another company that didn't deliver the pillows I ordered. I'm not sure if I should sue over the sheets as I did in the pillowcase.

 

[Kirby2006]

All these bedding guys are linen sons of bitches. I have a small claims action against another company that didn't deliver the pillows I ordered. I'm not sure if I should sue over the sheets as I did in the pillowcase.

Those linen sheets!! Who duvet think they are? Fuggit about the suits.
I went to a bed store with sheet service but at least now I'm covered.

 

[SchlongConery]

I went to a bed store with sheet service but at least now I'm covered.

I'm really irritated by bed stores. And the non-union scabs that work at them.

 

[Insidious Von]

Forgedbout this season if the Jays don't get the slumber out, Gibby needs a Dutch oven.

 

[Insidious Von]

Great Bear wants to certasfy Christine Magee, she can do without his flees.

Update: Didn't know the lovely Ms Magee owns Sleep Country.

 

[Kirby2006]

All these bedding guys are linen sons of bitches. I have a small claims action against another company that didn't deliver the pillows I ordered. I'm not sure if I should sue over the sheets as I did in the pillowcase.

Your cover story won't hold up in court if you're linen.