How to earn hobby money??

FMVideo

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All hobbies take cash, this one eats it!

With rising prices and a stale economy -it's either sink or swim, and I'm looking for opportunities, real ones, that can help generate some part-time loot to keep the ladies in lingerie.

Post or PM me with your suggestions.

PM me if you want to share in the wealth of ideas forthcoming.

I'm ready to consider almost anything - and I guarantee that will give each posting serious consideration.
 

comefromaway

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do like the rest of us and get a shopping cart and start collecting empties

(did you really think that you'd get "real" suggestions?
 

Goober Mcfly

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Every time you see an armoured car driving by, FOLLOW IT. You never know when the back door will pop open and a couple of bags of hundreds will fall out.
 

gramage

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Goober Mcfly said:
Every time you see an armoured car driving by, FOLLOW IT. You never know when the back door will pop open and a couple of bags of hundreds will fall out.
that wont help anyway, nobody takes hundreds anymore
 

Sasha Jones

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Really Retired.....REALLY!
lmao Gramage, that was a good one!
Somebody is awake today!
 

FMVideo

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This is what the internet is all about!!!

Yes, I do think its legit to ask, because you may have an opportunity that needs support - say....someone needs a driver they can trust.

I want to share a potentially cool way to raise cash, that is legit, effective and lacks the usual scam or marketing crap.

If sharing this info helps us all afford more entertainment, then what the hell is wrong with that.

Hey, its easy to dump on something - even a dog can process food out the backside.

So if you want to post something useful, great. If you want to raise some dough, post me.

Or if sad attempts at humour fill your existence, keep up the one-liners. No offense, just puzzled at the caliber of interaction at times.
 

lucifer

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more ways

More ways to make more money semi-legit

1] Become a politician, lobbyist. [think of any politician in canada]
2] Join an accounting firm. Arthur andersen... anybody
3] Do an MBA or some other manangement degree... at least people will believe you are better.
4] Start your own cult.[Too many examples]

Unfortunately all the above is very legit.. and if you are caught you have the option of 'finding god and /or your family' or just ignoring and going on. I mean who is gonna go after white-collar crime.
 

gramage

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I wonder if I could start a cult with myself as the central figure. my only question would be whether I'd be god or the devil.
 

hamermill

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Lucifer you forgot stockbroker - a la Michael Holoday. Rip off 20+ million dollars - spend 18 months in jail.
 

mr. x

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okay - i will give this guy a serious reply:

do not expect anyhone here to share any ideas with you - if they had a great idea, they would be doing it themselves!

i suggest you go to chapters and there are all sorts of magazines for people who want to start their own business - not only do you need an idea, you need to know how to implemet it effectively.

now, go away! :)
 

Dr. Gonzo

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Great Hustle

This ones a beauty...

You set up two different companies, one called XYZ Inc. and the other called Arse Ticklers and Faggot Toys Inc.

Then you take out ads in all kinds of gay skin mags promoting this ultimate vibrating orgasm machine and offer 100% money back guarantee. Charge whatever you feel appropriate, but make it affordable.

Receive a bunch of orders. Have customers make all checks and whatnot payable to XYZ Inc. Then mail out a letter explaining how the manufacturer has gone tits up and you can't fulfill their order. Include a refund check from Arse Ticklers and Faggot Toys Inc.

How many of those people do you think are seriously going to cash a check from Arse Ticklers and Faggot Toys Inc?
 

Jamm

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Watch your own video

FM Video: why not just watch your own video in front of the mirror and whack yourself off. That way you have a new hobby called "whacking” it is very efficient.

Good luck to the new hobby.
 

Chivas Regal

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Shiek,

that sounds like an ING commercial...:)
 

Dr. Gonzo

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Applejack: I just thought it was a funny scheme....certainly not a practical one.....



If anyone wants to cash in on a real scheme, I have a great one. Completely legal as well (to the best of my knowledge anyhow). It would just require a big startup and operational budget, but the revenue could be great.

Covert market research.

Buy out a hot nightclub and rig it up with tons of surveilance gear. Rig up floorwalkers disguised as regular club goers with hidden mics and whatnot. Set up a hidden surveilance room, very swanky and comfortable, to host marketing types from fashion, music, food and beverage industries. You can then either introduce products into the club and get reactions, objectively observe branding efforts, or just observe and report on trends. Much more reliable data than surveys and whatnot, especially considering the target youth groups reluctance to participate in such excercises. Plus trends can be quickly spotted, replicated, and created for the masses in much higher turnaround. It's like an unknowing focus group.

I'm sure the idea would need to be hashed out in much greater detail, but I'm also sure marketing departments would pay huge bucks for the data, should it prove itself reliable. I understand this is taking place in Japan as well as the US to a lesser degree. I also heard something about a club owned by Nike in Kensington Market....

It's pretty slimy...I hate marketing....but there is money there I'm sure.....
 

Remo

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Re: Great Hustle

Dr. Gonzo said:
This ones a beauty...

You set up two different companies, one called XYZ Inc. and the other called Arse Ticklers and Faggot Toys Inc.

Then you take out ads in all kinds of gay skin mags promoting this ultimate vibrating orgasm machine and offer 100% money back guarantee. Charge whatever you feel appropriate, but make it affordable.

Receive a bunch of orders. Have customers make all checks and whatnot payable to XYZ Inc. Then mail out a letter explaining how the manufacturer has gone tits up and you can't fulfill their order. Include a refund check from Arse Ticklers and Faggot Toys Inc.

How many of those people do you think are seriously going to cash a check from Arse Ticklers and Faggot Toys Inc?

Someone's been watching Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. Well this scam pre-dates this movie but it is featured prominently in the flick.
 

Big Papa Smurf

aka:The Original Dr. Funk
Use what you have at home. One man's junk is another man's treasure. I sell junk on the internet and make about $100-$300(US) a month. I've auctioned beanie babies, old magazines, CD's, vinyl records, coins, comics...etc.

The most popular stuff is anything dealing with celebs. I've sold picture CD's of Brittney Spears, Jennifer Lopez, and Tom Cruise.

My most profitable sellers have been autographed merchandise from sports celebs. Last year I auctioned one of my Jerry Rice autographed footballs for $120(US). A couple of years ago I sold my Vince Carter autographed basketball, jersey, and rookie card as a set and received $2870.00 (US) for it. I remember one guy who auctioned off his autographed Tiger Woods golf club and received $1300.00(US) for it. Make sure you get a photograph with the celeb! That will verify the authenticity of the autograph.

Its not difficult either. Your parents and friends may have junk lying around and don't know what to do with it. My friends and family have given me stuff because they see no value in it. I had a friend that sold me his Star Wars card collection for $15.00 dollars and I auctioned them off for $46.00(US).

I haven't registered this as a home business, yet. However, I've heard that you can write some things off such as part of your rent for (using your bedroom as an office), meals, gas money, cell phone bills...etc.

If you do get into it, always remember to target US or British customers. They are the most profitable clients that I have. Don't waste your time with Canadian buyers unless its something of high value. You should also check out collectable shows as well as used-book-stores and used-record-shops. Lastly, keep an eye out for what's trendy on the internet. That should determine what products you should focus on.
 

comefromaway

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Big Papa Smurf said:
I sell junk on the internet and make about $100-$300(US) a month.
the corollary of that is that there's some poor shmo spending $100-$300 a month on some's junk instead of hobbying
 

Jade4u

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Become a male sp and see ALL clients. Accept anal and facials. The more you have on your menu the more you make and hence the more sp's you can see too.
 

ackack

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Thanks!

Ackack's problems solved.;)
 
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