How to choose a mate

Goober Mcfly

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A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
 

Sargon

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Sexist but funny :)

* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
 

rama putri

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Sargon said:
Sexist but funny :)

* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
All statements are true here.
 

Sargon

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Of breasts and men....

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.
 

rembrandt100

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How do we know, that the one with the biggest tits, is not the one that invested the money, as opposed to the ones that spent it.

This is bad!

I mean look at Linda Leatherdale of the Sun.

Not only is her name suitable to a Dom. she is hot also. Remember I am an older dude here.

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