How To Become a TERB Celebrity?

[~V~]

they get "Status" we get fucked which do you prefer?

They are fucked if they have "status" fucked in a different sense

 

[Hangman]

A goat review? Ewe.

 

[fuji]

Make sure it's clean!

Either that or dress up as a "cum hog".

 

[NoFatties]

Have Fred take a photo of you fucking a goat. Make sure the goat is attractive otherwise people on Terb will laugh at you.

Just don't go overboard - make sure the goat is at least 18 (in goat years), make sure you are having sex with a female goat with full GFE.

Oh, yes use a condom because discussion of BB with no rubber into a goat will get you banned. The bareback part - the goat is OK !

 

[Mod100]

Here are some tried and true methods of becoming a celebrity on terb:

1. Tell the board you like a girl for her ass, and then start a daily diary of what happened after she found the rubber ass you keep in your closet

2. Create and advertise a website on terb, but don't pay the webdesigner, and have a public slug-fest with them in the lounge, liberally using phrases like "are you fucked?"

3. Treat terb as a diary, especially if you are having any disputes with your landlord/lady about a shed, and how your stuff ends up on the lawn

4. Write the phone numbers of your girlfriends and mistresses on the pillars of underground parking garages, but don't write them in your own parking spot, write them in other people's parking spots, and write them backwards, so that you won't have 1000's of people calling your mistress

5. Act like you own the site, you're entitled and then you'll find yourself on the outside looking in. It has happened.

 

[The Fruity Hare]

5. Act like you own the site, you're entitled and then you'll find yourself on the outside looking in. It has happened.

Your'e not talking about one of those Arabic guys who live in tents are you?

 

[SocialClubFantasia]

Write a review on every new girl that someone inquires about. You'll then be given the nickname Mr. Exclusive.

 

[moviefan]

Here are some tried and true methods of becoming a celebrity on terb:

1. Tell the board you like a girl for her ass, and then start a daily diary of what happened after she found the rubber ass you keep in your closet

2. Create and advertise a website on terb, but don't pay the webdesigner, and have a public slug-fest with them in the lounge, liberally using phrases like "are you fucked?"

3. Treat terb as a diary, especially if you are having any disputes with your landlord/lady about a shed, and how your stuff ends up on the lawn

4. Write the phone numbers of your girlfriends and mistresses on the pillars of underground parking garages, but don't write them in your own parking spot, write them in other people's parking spots, and write them backwards, so that you won't have 1000's of people calling your mistress

So far, Fuji's posted the most entertaining response on this thread.

 

[kissykisskiss]

You're nuts.

 

[kissykisskiss]

You're nuts.

You are never celebrities.You are no life,bored ,hanging out by the computer ongoing,blabber mouths.(some of you) and you know who you are.

 

[Anynym]

Rule #1 on being a Celeb on Terb

Have a Vagina

Celebrity is a passing thing, at best. (I don't claim to have ever had it, nor do I seek it.) And while I don't know your definition of celebrity, it can be different from "fame". Much has been said over the years, for example, about "Goober's Mom". Thankfully, I don't know the people well enough to really know the references in depth, but I can follow the comments. Whether it's "fame" or "celebrity", many might call it "infamy".

And "infamy" describes more than a couple of the current crop of top attention-getters on here these days.

 

[Mod99]

Get a yatch.

 

[Powershot]

Have a 12 year oldish helpless crush on a Lesbian coworker when you are in your mid thirties.

 

[Davy.Biggie]

I think I am more of a Terb CHAT celebrity than a Terb Boards celebrity.
But I am known on both for my humor and my cunning lingust .... Oops Ok I am known for being fun, funny and intelligent and the only member with a wiener package named after him.

 

[GG2]

"Little children, keep yourselves from idols. Amen." - I John 5:21

 

[Scarey]

Fight with anything that moves on here.....and come one step away from almost outing them.I've found that all the best celebrities don't give a shit they are celebrities.Those are usually the best guys on here.

 

[The Fruity Hare]

Get a yatch.

You're showing your age!

 

[luv4lust]

I think I am more of a Terb CHAT celebrity than a Terb Boards celebrity.
But I am known on both for my humor and my cunning lingust .... Oops Ok I am known for being fun, funny and intelligent and the only member with a wiener package named after him.

i took that pic lol
celebrity status you would have to
pad your post count
sleep with goobers mommy
suck up to all the girls that are legends
pay for a bigger pm box
give goober a coconut pie {he loves pie}
stroke the egos of every mod on terb
rub freds feet
lol
get time out for a week

 

[Davy.Biggie]

I like being the one and only Biggie. that helps too.
ANd yes L4L You are the one who first brought Bigie's Weiners into TERB.

 

[Brill]

If hyperdog can suck cock half as well as luv he'll be a legend.