how much does the avg lawyer make?

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Keebler Elf said:
But it's certainly a club where you have to be able to work endless hours and that doesn't leave time for children or a family.
That's true for consulting careers as well. The travelling, the time away from home.....I'd hazard to say any professional occupation has those challenges for women.
 

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There is an old joke that goes something like this: There was a small town that didn't have a lawyer. A enterprising lawyer found out about this, decided to set up shop and make a killing. One year passed and business was horrible. He called his friend (also a lawyer) and convinced him to come to the same town and open a practice. After that business was thriving for both lawyers.

In Canada we have way too many lawyers than needed. In a just society, nurses would earn twice as much as any lawyer.
 

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Years ago I got divorced. I was in what would be considered a blue collar job and when I gave my financial statement to my lawyer he was amazed because I was making more than he was. He told me we should try to reach a settlement because once the judge saw that I was making as much as the judge if not more he would not be too sympathetic.
I don't begrudge Lawyers their wages, but I don't want to get trapped into paying them.
Wow you make more then $250,000 cause that is what Ontario Superior Court Justices make as of a couple of years ago never mind 'super numeri' when it gets even more silly and they do a real shit job too....

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Doctor Zoidburg said:
A lawyer starting out makes $80K/yr, legal aid lawyers starting out make $55-60 per yr. starting out. The average lawyer working for a law firm can make $120k. to $180k. If a lawyer has some experience and you can see triangular razor sharp teeth in his mouth he could make $200k. to $400k. ( usualy they also have a large black fin on their back ) per yr. If he is wearing a hocket goalies mask and holding a chain saw ready to cut your heart out, then he can make $400k. to $800k. per year. The ones that wear a black robe with a hood covering their face and holding a scickle make millions.
Well put!
 

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blopar said:
Lawyer = just talking, easy work, it's all a scam, anyone can do it.

Doctor = Don't really know what they are doing, just guessing what is wrong with you, and get to play golf on Wednesdays.

Accountant = boring work, just numbers, and no social skills or contribution to society

Investoment bankers = just a bunch of backslapping self-interested boys, easy work, insider traders, and anyone can do it.

CEO = just sit in corner office, have others do the work, anyone could do it.

PM = just smile and yap, tell lies, don't change anything, take care of your friends, get a high paying job after you quit.
Blue Collar = just fucks the dog all day making a show of doing some work and griping about everybody else.
 

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Doctor Zoidburg said:
A lawyer starting out makes $80K/yr, legal aid lawyers starting out make $55-60 per yr. starting out. The average lawyer working for a law firm can make $120k. to $180k. If a lawyer has some experience and you can see triangular razor sharp teeth in his mouth he could make $200k. to $400k. ( usualy they also have a large black fin on their back ) per yr. If he is wearing a hocket goalies mask and holding a chain saw ready to cut your heart out, then he can make $400k. to $800k. per year. The ones that wear a black robe with a hood covering their face and holding a scickle make millions.

LOL,

Yep, that's about it.
 

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Doctor Zoidburg said:
xx There are good and bad lawyers, just like there are good and bad people.
Yep.

When my dad passed away, his lawyer (a boyhood friend) was basically useless. He was of the generation that if your parents could afford to send you to go to university, you could have gotten into law school with about a 60 average.

This guy was about as sharp as a bowling ball. I went to see him after my dad died and he's sitting there telling me about probate this, and joint tenants that, and I'm thinking to myself, "I think you're wrong"

I'd ask him some basic question and he'd get on the phone to call his brain (a paralegal somewhere who actually knew the procedure), etc.

I remember we sold my dad's house and the guy wanted a fast closing so I called him up to tell him.

His answers were:

1. Can't be done.

2. Too fast.

3. I told you we need to go through probate (rhymes with masturbate for a reason.)

I told him I didn't want to lose this deal, that he could close the transaction and hold the money in trust till we went through probate.

His answer - "I'm going away to Palm beach next week and I won't have time"

My answer - "Thanks for your help, but I need to find someone who can put this deal through as expeditiously as possible (a.k.a. you're fired.)

He charged us $750.00 for handing over my dad's file and doing nothing. We paid because it wasn't worth arguing over.


Found another lawyer in Burlington that my sister knew who was a great guy.

Smart, very funny guy.

On the ball - tuns out we didn't need to go to probate court at all (other old geezer was wrong), didn't have to do a few other things as well.

Had the paper work signed sealed and delivered without any grief

Fees were very very reasonable.

I recommend this guy in a heart beat for anyone anytime.
 

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Once you make over $200k/yr, who really cares?

owning my own business I know that your lifestyle does not change much If you bring home $200k or +$500k in one year.
 

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Oh yeah, one other thing. Law is, more often than not, not for women. Ladies, take note. Something like 60% of the people in law school are female but in the practicing community they disappear and almost become token females in law firms.

Is it a boys club? Maybe. But it's certainly a club where you have to be able to work endless hours and that doesn't leave time for children or a family.

I would never encourage my daughter to be a lawyer. If she wanted to, great. But I'd be sure to let her know what she's in for.
This is not my experience in today's world. I work with lawyers every day, all types of them, real estate, corporate, civil, patent, crinminal, tax, etc...... Just last week I met with a very competent female patent lawyer, I see female lawyers everywhere, don't know what the stats are and I don't know your source for your stats, or is it just your gut feeling. I don't think it's the case today, use to be, but no more. There are many competent female lawyers in all fields and they hold responsible positions, they're not tokens for anyone.
Also, in today's world, the man shares the responsbilities with the lady to raise children, etc...

Oh, one more thing, I'm encouraging my daughter to be a lawyer, and from what I see, she's going to be a damn good one and she won't take any shit from any male lawyer, or any male, period, and I assure you she won't be a token in any profession she chooses to be in.
 

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And I've met more than enough people like you...

tired old perv said:
Why would be envious of snobs like you? You live in a concrete jungle, sit in traffic jams daily, pay way to much for everything to be where the action is, rip off the average working class that is the backbone of this country, pass stupid laws, whine about pollution and how we need to save the planet, have to go to a gym, cause thats the only exercise you'll ever get, etc etc

No.....I LMAO when I see suits in an expensive sports car that they can afford but can't drive.

You white collar clowns may be book smart, but I have met more then enough of you to realize you lack at life skills.
...to know a hater when I see one.

Again I ask...envy much?
 

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On top of that, at the time I made my decision I had never met a lawyer who could unequivocally tell me they loved their job.

Now I routinely work with several lawyers. All I have to say to the naysayers is, "walk a mile in their shoes." If you can, that is. They work obscene hours and always have to cater to the whims of their clients. They have to make arguments in court that they sometimes know are losers, then take their clients' shit when the case falls apart.

It's not an easy job and I don't begrudge them the money they make. I am secure enough in myself that I can say, hey, that job's not for me but if someone else wants to do it and make the big bucks, more power to 'em.

What our society needs less of more than anything else is not lawyers. It's people that have a negative opinion about something and spread that negativity around for no other reason than deep down inside being unhappy with their own personal situation.
Interesting...

Talk to a hundred Engineers and most will tell you that they like their jobs very much as they get to work on things that are interesting and challanging, but that the pay sucks.

Talk to a hundred lawyers and they will tell you that they don't paricularly like their jobs, but the money is good.

Which would you rather have?
 

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21pro said:
Once you make over $200k/yr, who really cares?

owning my own business I know that your lifestyle does not change much If you bring home $200k or +$500k in one year.

...I wish someone would give me an opportunity to validate your premise.

I know what it is like to make 200K a year. It feels like I wish I made 500k...LOL
 

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This thread is funny on so many levels.:D

It seems everyone hates a lawyer until they are in need of one, and those who REALLY hate lawyers have been in some sort of trouble with the law. (at least that is my opinion). There are as many types of lawyers as there are doctors. It is a very specialized field. Chances are good that a family lawyer does not have the skills to sell a gold mine. Because of this, the salaries vary accordingly.

I know a number of lawyers, and they all have one thing in common. They chose law because it had the potential to make a large income. All of them are bright, did well in school are are willing to sacrifice free time and family to make the $$$. I do not begrudge them for that, it is their choice. Yes, they will be more wealthy than I will probably ever be, but we see things in a different way. They value the $$$, I value living life, even if it means having less.

There is no right answer, it is all about personal choice.
 
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MLAM said:
...to know a hater when I see one.

Again I ask...envy much?
Why would I envy a bunch of paper pushers?

As somebody once said "The law is an ass"

You know what that makes lawyers?
 

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wetnose said:
I'd like to see what you think when:

1) you get injured and your personal injury lawyer gets you decent compensation
2) a doctor saves your life after a road accident/stroke/cancer/infection (or anybody related to you)
3) an accountant saves you $000s in taxes - today and in the future
4) investment bankers - when your company does an IPO and you suddenly become a millionaire
5) CEO - when you own stock and stock goes from $4 to $20 - see Yamana gold for example
6) PM - no comment. Why are Canadians cursed with sucky leaders?

And really...if anyone can do it...well, why don't you? I'd certainly invite you to have a go at it. Hell, do all of them while you're at it.
This is one of many reasons why I hate (well, not really) emails and internet posts...the post can be misinterpreted.

Wet, I agree with you. That was the point that I was trying (but evidently failed) to make.

All of these are professions with significant barriers to entry, that generally involve good and valuable people, and that involve training/education, experience and skills that most people don't have.
 

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tired old perv said:
Why would I envy a bunch of paper pushers?

As somebody once said "The law is an ass"

You know what that makes lawyers?
I know, I know...

You are tired.

You are old.

You are a perv.

Do you know what that makes you? :p

Perry
 

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tired old perv said:
Why would I envy a bunch of paper pushers?

As somebody once said "The law is an ass"

You know what that makes lawyers?
...if I am to believe you...we make a lot more money doing a lot less work.

Then again, like I said, I WISH I could get the same compensation punching a clock ANYWHERE doing ANYTHING that was no hazardous to my health.
 

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wetnose said:
I'd like to see what you think when:

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6) PM - no comment. Why are Canadians cursed with sucky leaders?

And really...if anyone can do it...well, why don't you? I'd certainly invite you to have a go at it. Hell, do all of them while you're at it.
If Canadians are cursed with sucky leaders, then Americans are ... with ... leaders? :p
 

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MLAM said:
There is a glut of lawyers. You can assume only the top half of any graduating class from any law school actually get jobs at all (versus, say engineers, where you'd have to be some kinda moron to not land a job with an engineering degree). Among those who get jobs...only the top 25% (so by extension, the top 15% or so overall), land "good" job...jobs with name brand firms, good salaries, etc. Most lawyers either end up using their law degree for something related to law but not actually as a lawyer (I've had a few work for me) or at total back ally type firms.
As has been mentioned several times the above is inaccurate.

It depends on what type law one is practicing and where one is practicing it. Some lawyers choose to work for non legal firms as either house counsel or in jobs where a law degree is a great help, but not essential generally making perfectly good incomes. Others want to work in small towns or cities, does a lawyer in a firm with but one partner or perhaps a small firm with six lawyers in Timmins or Brockville or Rutland, Vermont make as much as a Partner in a major "silk stocking" firm in Toronto or Boston, certain not - but then again for a substantial number of lawyers money isn't everything.
 
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