how long did your first INTERCOURSE last?
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Actually, my first time I was SO nervous I couldn't finish! Imagine what that did to my poor psyche. The girl I was with I thought was way out of my league - which she was. Even now though, if I'm with someone I really like for the first time I can have a spot of difficulty.The Truman Show said:
My first time, i lasted 5-10 min. No really, i'm not kidding. I was so nervous and i wasn't sure what or how i was doing. I didn't have a stop watch but the time flew by.
I was counting the time to get the condom on.....The Truman Show said:
Reminds me of the Robin Williams joke about playing beat the clock - getting the condom on before you lose wood.
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It took longer to get the condom on...this is why I carry duct tape and two pieces of wood now!!!!
I was so stoked that as I was pushing my Mickey in (really kind of wiggling it back and forth like when you are trying to push your foot into a tied shoe) I dropped my monkey right there!
I tried to act cool but a slow mewling came out of my mouth kinda like a dog whine. The girl looked up at me with a confused look on her face. I think she thought I was in pain. My ego was hurt that's all.
What I remember most is my powers of recovery. I was at full mast 10 minutes later and back in the saddle. I climbed aboard 4 times that night. Each one better than the last. After a couple of months of steady screwing I started to get cocky and thought that all of her histronics were the "real deal". I found out a couple of years later that it was fake.
Oh well.
I tried to act cool but a slow mewling came out of my mouth kinda like a dog whine. The girl looked up at me with a confused look on her face. I think she thought I was in pain. My ego was hurt that's all.
What I remember most is my powers of recovery. I was at full mast 10 minutes later and back in the saddle. I climbed aboard 4 times that night. Each one better than the last. After a couple of months of steady screwing I started to get cocky and thought that all of her histronics were the "real deal". I found out a couple of years later that it was fake.
Oh well.
First time I found mself in Intercourse I was doing about 50 miles per hour. Was a perfect day and not a soul was sharing the road with us. The tree lined streets and and quaint shops added to the moment. We must have been in interciurse for close to an hour, when I spotted a sign that read: Thank You for visiting Intercourse, Pa.
My first experience at the old in out routine lasted a good 45min. I was 19 she was 25 and we had been out all night dancing and drinking. Went back to her place and she sensed it was my first time. So I got smoked for a while then it was cowgirl time and she came and then proceeded to finish her Cigar. The booze extened the time for me I believe. The next time I had no drinks and it was over before it started.
G
Gord's Bro
She'd been bugging me all night: "Lets' do it, let's do it."
Pulled into a quiet hydro right-of-way along Steeles Avenue (this was long before runaway development along the north Metro corridor) hopped in back seat, whipped it out and in and, just as quickly, done. I looked up into that sweet but evil face and said, "You happy now?"
Her reply: "Sure I'll got home and wack off and be just fine."
Total start to completion time: including getting from front seat to back: Two minutes!!!
G's B.
Pulled into a quiet hydro right-of-way along Steeles Avenue (this was long before runaway development along the north Metro corridor) hopped in back seat, whipped it out and in and, just as quickly, done. I looked up into that sweet but evil face and said, "You happy now?"
Her reply: "Sure I'll got home and wack off and be just fine."
Total start to completion time: including getting from front seat to back: Two minutes!!!
G's B.
