how is your wodpecker

[daty]

A Ontario woodpecker and a Quebec woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees.

The Ontario woodpecker said Ontario had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

The Quebec woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Ontario woodpecker was amazed.

The Quebec woodpecker then challenged the Ontario woodpecker to peck a tree in Quebec that was absolutely im-peck-able (a term woodpeckers like to use).

The Ontario woodpecker expressed confidence, said he could do it and accepted the challenge. So the two flew to Quebec (Gatineau area) where the Ontario woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called im-peck-able tree with no problem.

Both woodpeckers were terribly confused. How is it that the Quebec woodpecker was able to peck the Onatrio tree and the Onatrio woodpecker was able to peck the Quebec tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own province ? Huh ?

After much woodpecker pondering they both came to the same conclusion…

Apparently your pecker gets harder when you’re away from home.


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[getonyourboots]

Not bad.

 

[WoodPeckr]

Apparently your pecker gets harder when you’re away from home.​

Hey I resemble that remark!..... ;-)~

 

[wonderboy007]

That's a big head.

 

[onthebottom]

Repetitive and annoying.....

OTB

 

[WoodPeckr]

Repetitive and annoying.....

OTB

LOL!!!
bottie, sounds like some peckr envy....

 

[toughb]

Our woodpecker is fine, except he keeps going on about linux and George Bush

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Sounds like the yellow bellied sap sucker to me...

 

[turkana]

Pecker

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”

The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”

The woodpecker pecks and takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.”

 

[WoodPeckr]

Peach trees are good too.
I could peck a juicy peach for hours.....