How does a pubic hair wind up on top of a urinal?

[Kilgore Trout]

Half of public washrooms out there have hand soap dispensers that are dry and empty.
Guess they are forced to let you piss or shit on their property but god damned if they are going to buy soap so you can wash your hands on their dime too.

 

[moviefan]

I think it's important to revisit the official song on this subject:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_m3vU6P68U