I've cheated using escorts. Here's my list of dos and don'ts.
6. This one is obvious but it bears repeating. Have a good cover story for why you are away from home and work and unavailable by cell phone. Depending on your line of work meeting clients is the standard story.
5. Cover your financial tracks. It helps if your business gives you access to a source of untraceable cash (construction and restaurants are good; lawyers, accountants and other professionals sometimes get paid in cash).
4. Some would advise you to get a "beard", meaning have a good friend who knows about your hobbying, will cover for you, and who holds a sealed envelope with instructions about what to do in the case of your accidental death (i.e. delete email accounts, delete browsing history, destroy incriminating hobbying evidence, pay off any secret "hobbying" credit card or close out a secret hobbying bank account, etc.).
I advise against this. Chances are you will not die in an accident. If you're worried about what the Missus will find after you are gone, don't hobby. My advice is to tell no one about the hobby. Do not tell buddies, if someone you know talks to you about escorts, MPs, etc., feign ignorance. The more people who know you hobby, the greater the chances of being found out.
3. Do not go to strip clubs in your home city unless the Missus approves. Someone who knows you will see you one day, the Missus will find out, and will suspect you, even if you protest that you only went with a business client and did nothing more than look.
2.Carry your own soap with you. Make sure you wash off all trace of any scent of the escort. Join a health club with a swimming pool. After sex with an escort go for a swim; the chlorine will purge any residual scent. Do not use the health club as an excuse to go visit escorts. Something the Missus may perceive as an emergency may come up and she may try to get ahold of you at the club - and then you're busted.
1. And this is the most important one. Fuck your wife or girlfriend regularly. If you're not banging her, she already knows you're fucking someone else. But give her a good pounding once or twice a week and she'll never suspect anything, and will even mistrust her own intuition if you slip up a little once or twice.
