How do you meet girls at a gym?

[DenWa]

You should say, "Hey there...my name is Submissive Dave. If you`d like to know more about me - my likes and dislikes, etc. - just log onto https://terb.cc and do a search for my name. It should give you some insight into what I can offer you."

I`m sure that would work.

DW

 

[Takeda Shingen]

You should say, "Hey there...my name is Submissive Dave. If you`d like to know more about me - my likes and dislikes, etc. - just log onto https://terb.cc and do a search for my name. It should give you some insight into what I can offer you."

I`m sure that would work.

DW

huh?

 

[DenWa]

huh, indeed.

 

[mike2003]

You should say, "Hey there...my name is Submissive Dave. If you`d like to know more about me - my likes and dislikes, etc. - just log onto https://terb.cc and do a search for my name. It should give you some insight into what I can offer you."

I`m sure that would work.

DW

or "my name is Submissive Dave. I`m member of terb..."

2 seconds later....











*sound of slap in the face*

P.S welcome back Dave

 

[Goober Mcfly]

What's a "Gym"?

 

[eyeofthedragon]

wasn't he the captain on the old star trek

dammit gym i am a doctor not a toe sucker

 

[Takeda Shingen]

... i am a doctor not a toe sucker

But what if I am a toesucker, not a doctor?

 

[thecoolguyms72]

Then you're really subDave.

Thank you!!!

 

[i_am_good]

*three seconds of dead silence*

Who is this Dave you are talking about?

ROTFLMAO!

 

[pavel bure]

Lesson about Feet

Most men do like women's feet, but hate to admit it (Just watch some of the past episodes of "Blind Date"). Women generally think that anything to do with feet is abhorrent and gross. Forget about impressing any "gym loving" muscular women.

"Sub Dave" (or wanna be Dave), just stick to women who are into feet for a living - like girls from Studio B, or SP (s). Do not even bother with SC dancers unless you want a mocking laugh in your face. Lastly, get down on your knees and grovel at Miranda's feet. Guaranteed one hundred percent that she will be very appreciative.

Dah!!!!!!!!!

 

[BigBlack]

Takeda, I Pm'd you with some training tips. Most girls at the gym, espcially the hot fit ones expect the same from their mates.
You are a beginner, so just say hi and start normal conversation. Mentally go into the situation with the mind-set that you already have a girlfriend and just want to talk and be polite.

Most of the best stuff should elude you until you build up more. There may be a few tired of the muscle heads.

Welcome to the board Takeda.

BBLACK

 

[Meridian]

Haha...

HOMER: GIME? What's a GIME?

*walks in*

HOMER: Ohhhh.... a GIME.

LOL... That was one of my favourite episode of the Simpsons... Damn it.. I miss that episode...

 

[Takeda Shingen]

Takeda, I Pm'd you with some training tips.
BBLACK

Thank you BigBlack, your tips were most definitely appreciated!

I will get bigger just to be stronger and having a chance with some of these really hot babes!

Thanks again.

 

[CyberGoth]

just remember to be TRUE TO YOURSELF.

 

[HowardHughes]

What I found when I worked out in the gym, is that I am generally very shy in nature - I just go there expecting to workout. I have been approached by a couple of lovelies in the past, who ask me to spot them - I don't read into much, so they just might be asking for that - a spot. To be completely honest, I am usually too shy to actually strike up a conversation beyond mumbling a few words.

(face reddens as Howard walks away from the computer)...

 

[slademan]

Times have changed, women go to the Gym to work out, they don't want to be bugged, they don't want to be hit on, they don't want you glaring and drewling at them from afar......Thats what the supermarket is for.

 

[Takeda Shingen]

HowardHughes, I am very much like you ... extremely shy in real life ...

But I am working hard to fight it off though.

 

[HowardHughes]

Naaa...just be yourself, and it'll all work out in the end!

 

[Takeda Shingen]

just don;t talk about feet until she gets to know you- everyone is a little bit crazy- but you have show some normality at the beginning

LOL !!!!

That's so damn true !!!

 

[SlurpRampRay]

This one time my wife and I were at a gym working out. She was doing cardio while I was lifting weights. Though a part we could still see what was going on with each other. A mid-forties gentlemen approached her and tried to strike up a conversation. Needless to say, he was flirty with Glorya. Anyway, I went over to my wife to get the water bottle and asked her when she we were leaving. As this happend, the gentlemen felt ackward and began to leave.

Unfortunately, he did not know we were swingers. My wife found him to be quite attractive too!