How do you get into porn production?

[mikey69]

At the clear risk of setting myself up for all the sarcasm and satire for which TERB is famous, how does a guy get into the Toronto porn scene?

I would love to give it a try just once, having been a consumer of the final product over the years. I have made several training videos for business, so I imagine it is the same 58 minutes of sitting around and setting up just for 2 minutes of video, but I am curious to give it a go.

I'm not that ugly and older guys seem to be in high demand for the old/young porn scene: large market for it.

Anybody had any experiences to share or PM me about?

And for the rest of you, please be my guest with the flaming.

Happy hobbying,

M

 

[great bear]

Others with experience are Goober's mother, the Eye, and Esco tried but failed the "keeping it up for five minutes" scene.

 

[MuffinMuncher]

First find yourself a very hot girl willing to get naked and have sex with you on camera.

Come back to me in a few months when you figure out this part, the rest is pretty easy.

 

[KBear]

you can hire girls to do porn videos with you. not sure where though.

 

[tboy]

Well, are you thinking of producing or starring?

If you're thinking of producing, you better have deep pockets, $20,000.00 +/- to do a half decent job or $5,000.00 for amateur....If you're looking to do a half decent job you're talking studio space, multiple cameras, multiple cameramen, lighting, grips, editing space, graphics for the boxes, pro photographers etc etc etc.

If you're thinking of starring, give your head a shake, take a deep breath, and go find something else to do. Every guy, or almost, thinks they can be a porn star but in reality if you want to prove that you can do it, go into an AOV (or any other public place) in plain sight, drop your pants and come within 2 minutes. If you can't do that you can't be a porn star.

 

[stang]

go into an AOV (or any other public place) in plain sight, drop your pants and come within 2 minutes. If you can't do that you can't be a porn star.

They tell you you're not welcome back there when you do that.

 

[Preferred]

Get a penis enlargement

 

[Keebler Elf]

It has nothing to do with what the guy looks like and everything to do with being able to get an erection on command and maintain it for 1-2 hours worth of filming. Looks will get you nowhere if you can't keep hard.

The easiest way to get into the movies is to find yourself a hot looking chick who will only perform with you. That's the same advice you'll get from people in Porn Valley.

 

[Meister]

It has nothing to do with what the guy looks like and everything to do with being able to get an erection on command and maintain it for 1-2 hours worth of filming. Looks will get you nowhere if you can't keep hard.

Viagra will certainly help.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

Seriously, having acces to a hot chick who will only do you is yourbest bet. Wont do as much for her as it will for you. According to seymore Butts in the porn industry its the opposite of every other indutry. The men ork 10 times harder for 1/3 the pay. Men are expendable because they burn out faster than the women. More men are lining up every day for their turn. Some of them willing to work for "next to" free.

Good Luck

 

[tboy]

Viagra will certainly help.

You're right, but even with all those performance enhancers you have to be able to get it hard in order for it to work.

As stated, seymore has done a couple of shows on trying to find a replacement, getting new guys in his vids, but EVERYTIME they come up short (so to speak). One time this guy took the little blue pill and even then couldn't get it up......

 

[Ayala]

This reminds me of the movie "The Girl Next Door"...

 

[james t kirk]

Seriously, having acces to a hot chick who will only do you is yourbest bet. Wont do as much for her as it will for you. According to seymore Butts in the porn industry its the opposite of every other indutry. The men ork 10 times harder for 1/3 the pay. Men are expendable because they burn out faster than the women. More men are lining up every day for their turn. Some of them willing to work for "next to" free.

Good Luck

Speaking of Seymore, do you ever watch his reality show? The family business I think it's called.

It's pretty good, and I get a real charge out of cousin Stevie.

 

[xix]

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It has nothing to do with what the guy looks like and everything to do with being able to get an erection on command and maintain it for 1-2 hours worth of filming. Looks will get you nowhere if you can't keep hard.

The easiest way to get into the movies is to find yourself a hot looking chick who will only perform with you. That's the same advice you'll get from people in Porn Valley.

2 hours? I can't even last 10 mins. All kidding aside this type of thread has been discussed before. But here are a few pointers.

Wouldn't it be easy to contact the distributor of the video, to give you the production company name, then you contact the production company.
IT is amazing how many people are still waiting for some Marquee sign saying "here is yoru dream job without you making it happen".

When ever I see something I like or don't like I try to contact the manufacture or distributor. THe mama's and papa's store will always help you as opposed to the chain stores.

Now with the net it should be easy for shy people. Last I hear, and I am not into porn, Silicon valley has many production houses use a search engine.

 

[tboy]

I watch family business all the time and yes, uncle stevie is a laugh and a half....I know they exaggerate things but he is the biggest clutz I've ever seen.

Have you ever seen any of Seymore's videos? I saw one of him and his gf in jamaica and frankly, he is rather crude......Seems like a great dad but .....