How do you exact revenge?

[lewd]

What is the best way to anonymously exact revenge on someone. I have their work e-mail address and place of work.
Nothing serious, but just making their lives a bit more uncomfortable. Perhaps some unwanted spam?

I don't want to get into details of why, suffice it to say, it's something I will never forget.

 

[red]

live well

 

[Emma@SecretaryService]

Holding on to anger and resentment is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. I respectfully suggest that you get over it (whatever "it" is) and focus your energy on something healthy and positive.

 

[amber-jade]

k a r m a

kill them with kindness...

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[great bear]

Set them up with a date with Fuji.

 

[danmand]

Introduce him to Terb, and have him discuss WWII with Lancslad.

 

[S.C. Joe]

Surgar in gas tank


But first step back and think about what haappen...was it all their fault or did you kind of let them screw you over? If you could go back and do it all over again, would the samething happen again? If not, then its YOUR fault as well...its part of growing up....I got "screwed" in a way by somebody and was upset at them but then I seen later on, it was me who let it happen and it must have been, cause the samething never happen to me again, it gets stop before it starts.

 

[Esco!]

Be careful with revenge, sometimes it backfires and pays you back tenfold

 

[LancsLad]

Introduce him to Terb, and have him discuss WWII with Lancslad.

Have danmand spam him with danish language links.




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[Mia.Colpa]

The best revenge is to live life to the fullest, be more successful than that other person, and focus on your own life, don't waste any brain space thinking about revenge on the other idiot. The other person can't stand seeing you being happy, more successful and having more money than him, it will kill him and you didn't even touch him or even think of him.

 

[Questor]

Kill yourself and blame the person in your suicide note. That will really do a number on their head. Or do as others have suggested and move on.

 

[burlboy]

Not Worth It

Revenge just isn't worth it. It just gives all your darkest emotions a home while they eat away at you. FIDO (Fuck It, Drive On)

 

[skypilot]

k a r m a

Always keep karma foremost in mind. Also think about what is supposed to be an old Sicilian saying, "Revenge is a dish best eaten cold." Don't go after someone in the heat of the moment. Wait a year, and see if it is really so important after all.

 

[euripides]

Go see Amber-Jade for some of her specialty !

 

[tboy]

Always keep karma foremost in mind. Also think about what is supposed to be an old Sicilian saying, "Revenge is a dish best eaten cold." Don't go after someone in the heat of the moment. Wait a year, and see if it is really so important after all.

I thought it was "revenge is a dish best SERVED cold"????

Easiest way is to use their email to sign up for "jokes of the day" "free porn in your email" and another good way is to download one of the many screensavers that are floating around....

I did that to someone at work who was doing something specifically just to bug the piss out of me. I warned em once, warned em twice, then said that's your third, payback time....

Next day they had 1100 emails, by noon they had 3000. They had to change their email address.....

 

[LancsLad]

If he's married, 'ave a go at his wife.



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[Esco!]

The best revenge is to live life to the fullest, be more successful than that other person, and focus on your own life, don't waste any brain space thinking about revenge on the other idiot. The other person can't stand seeing you being happy, more successful and having more money than him, it will kill him and you didn't even touch him or even think of him.

Excellent advice

And being a Terbite will guarantee you that success.
It's money in the bank

 

[Esco!]

I thought it was "revenge is a dish best SERVED cold"????

Easiest way is to use their email to sign up for "jokes of the day" "free porn in your email" and another good way is to download one of the many screensavers that are floating around....

I did that to someone at work who was doing something specifically just to bug the piss out of me. I warned em once, warned em twice, then said that's your third, payback time....

Next day they had 1100 emails, by noon they had 3000. They had to change their email address.....

Another is to send full black fax pages, that way their ink dries out within the hour

but you didnt hear that from Esco

 

[rafterman]

Set a bag of dog poop on fire on his doorstep.

 

[euripides]

Don't forget to ring the door bell.