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How do SPs keep healthy?

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I've never understood why a john would perform oral on a prostitute. Statistically she has HPV if she wasn't vaccinated before sexual exposure so you are asking for throat cancer.
 

jcpro

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A buddy once told me that the professional ladies travel to the Virgin Islands once a year for rest and recuperation. I took it with a grain of salt.
 

y2kmark

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I've never understood why a john would perform oral on a prostitute. Statistically she has HPV if she wasn't vaccinated before sexual exposure so you are asking for throat cancer.
Tastes great AND less filling, what more could you ask for? For you, sir, I would recommend a full body condom...
 

chrispalen

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Many get free, healthy protein from clients by doing CIMSW.
Many go to health clubs regularly to keep fit, joking aside.

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IM469

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Couldn't resist ....



A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the lady pictured above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy and healthy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
"Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
"On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Thirty-four," she replied.

I believe she is currently working Kennedy's if any of the above habits intrigue you.
 
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