hehe..YVW. We old dawgs have a responsibilty to our freshly fallen brethren. One of the duties is to warn them of their decent into hell...and then to make them comfortable with the choice. It's complicated stuff..you will understand better 5 years from now.
Just make sure you clear your cookies...and one hopes your significant other, is not more computer savvy that you are.
BTW, she will have probably noticed the change in you. Watch your back! lol (keep the new cologne in the locker at the club)