How Creative Are You? What Do You Call An Ant That...

[Perry Mason]

OK. Here's a chance to show us how inventive you are....

It's all about ants.

I'll start. You take it from there.


Question: What do you call an ant that....
1. Never forgets?
2. Dresses well?
3. Went to Harvard on a scholarishp?
4. Has a happy disposition?
5. Works for the fire department?











1. Elephant.
2. Elegant.
3. Brilliant.
4. Pleasant.
5. Hydrant



OK.. let's hear some good ones!

There are hundreds of possiblities.

Perry

 

[Jade4u]

an ant that takes it in the rear


tailant

 

[moby dick]

an ant that takes it in the rear

thats funny.

 

[Stoo]

An ant that's really worked up...

Rant.

 

[Stoo]

An ant that just ran a mile...

Pant

A really small ant...

Scant

A very uncooperative ant....

Cant

A vegetarian ant...

Plant

 

[tboy]

Scant, now THAT"S fuckin funny

A brave ant? Gallant

Ant Pop group? Durant Durant

Ant with a big nose? Jimmy Durante

A really negative ant from your mother's side? Anti-

 

[newbler]

An ant able to withstand a great deal. Tolerant =)

 

[Perry Mason]

An ant that spreads slander and flattery? A sycophant

An ant on a picket line? A protestant

An ant that navigates by the stars? A sextant

An ant that works in a fragrance factory? A deodorant

An ant that bakes sweet rolls? A croissant

An ant at war? A combatant

A very young ant? An infant

An ant with a sexual perversion? A deviant

An ant hanging upside down from a string? A pendant

An ant with a chip on its shoulder? Arrogant


Perrant

 

[shack]

This is like Jeopardy. Here're the answers. You come up with the questions.

Retardant
Miscreant
Antiperspirant
Antidepressant
Giant
Applicant
Attendant
Sycophant
Important
Millitant

 

[Perry Mason]

This is like Jeopardy. Here're the answers. You come up with the questions.

Retardant
Miscreant
Antiperspirant
Antidepressant
Giant
Applicant
Attendant
Sycophant
Important
Millitant

Yes... very creative and inventive, indeed.

Perry

 

[tboy]

Retardant = an ant that holds everyone back!
Miscreant = a female ant from the aboriginal cree nation
Antiperspirant = an ant that hangs around your arm pit with a towel
Antidepressant = an ant with a red rubber nose and a 1001 joke book
Giant = ???
Applicant = an ant that puts the logos on new cars
Attendant = an ant with a 10 painted on it's back
Sycophant = A psychotic ant with a lisp
Important = an ant from another country
Millitant = an ant with a shit load of legs

 

[Aircraft]

Ants in the pants

I dunno, but it occurs to me that this whole thread was invented by a flatulant.

 

[Perry Mason]

For about thirty months, this thread has been dormant!

Perry

 

[RayFinkel]

An ant with no financial means.



Peasant



.

 

[T.O.tourist]

An ant with a weak bladder..


Pissant

 

[antaeus]

A retired terbite no one loves...

ANTaeus

 

[Twinklegirl]

an old ant

antiquated

 

[Jade4u]

an ant that will suck your dick

suck U l ant / succulant

 

[Twinklegirl]

an ant that comes once a year with gifts

Santa

 

[dreamblade]

An ant that takes money from the government: Grant