Home Depot Warning

PDSAjax

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A "Heads Up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works.

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of
their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them
and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to
another Home Depot or Revi's.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts
crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my
wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th &
24th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, 9th, 12th, twice on the 14th and three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful
 
PDSAjax said:
A "Heads Up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works.

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of
their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them
and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to
another Home Depot or Revi's.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts
crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my
wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th &
24th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, 9th, 12th, twice on the 14th and three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful

At least they didnt steal your car. Next time. let them steal your wallet but make sure its empty :)
 
Thats funny, but next time keep your wallet empty and in your front pocket and cut your pockets out and you can surprise them.

Might even save you some hobby money.
 
Can someone explain this to me? I don't get the joke/humour?
 
Yeah me too
 
So they go for your wallet its in your front pocket and when they reach for it they get a hand full, but not the wallet.

Same as the joke about cutting the bottem out of the popcorn box at the movies.
 
Revi's???? - obviously not a Canadian problem