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home cooked meals for hookers?

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After observing the liefestyle of incall escorts - I wondered if a home cooked meal program might be benefical. Typically all they have access to is restaraunt food and possibly something heated in room. Why not deliver home cooked meals to not only give nutricious substance but a little taste of home to cure the lonliness. I am thinking of calling this service escort al carte and brothel soup. Do you think there would be interest?
 

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Ron jeremy?
 

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Your company logo could be a white knight...
 

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The delivery costs will jack your prices up. A lot. Delivering single portions to many different apartments scattered all over a large area with no discernible activity pattern is expensive.
 

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After observing the liefestyle of incall escorts - I wondered if a home cooked meal program might be benefical. Typically all they have access to is restaraunt food and possibly something heated in room. Why not deliver home cooked meals to not only give nutricious substance but a little taste of home to cure the lonliness. I am thinking of calling this service escort al carte and brothel soup. Do you think there would be interest?
Why not call it [Deals On Wheels/B] then after the meal arrangements can be made so the Hooker isn't lonely.
What a big hearted man, willing to go that extra mile for a stranger.
 

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Why not call it [Deals On Wheels/B] then after the meal arrangements can be made so the Hooker isn't lonely.
What a big hearted man, willing to go that extra mile for a stranger.
Hookers cookers - we go the extra smile
 

Buick Mackane

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Nice idea! :thumb:

I once brought a small package of homemade oatmeal cookies, the poor thing scarfed them down like she was starving.
 

Ceiling Cat

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I think there was a place that advertised that they will help you bulk cook your meals. I do not know about SPs, but I have cooked and fed a few girls that do not know how to cook. The get really appreciative after the meal. Give them a meal and they will not be hungry for a few hours, teach them to cook and you have fed them for life.

I know one girl that cooks her ramen noodle to mush because she never read that label that indicates the cooking time is 4 minutes.
 

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It's quite difficult to cook in a hotel room with a coffee maker, and management resents you bringing in a burner. I live off instant oatmeal and semen.
some hotels have kitchenettes maybe i am the only one that gets those rooms becuase i like to cook. Once I did cook for a client curry chicken since there is no boyfriend to cook for clients get that special treatment. even them don't get home cooked meals often.
 

Buick Mackane

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I think I'll bring a bushel of vegetables next time.
Instead of cooking them or using a juicer maybe they can grind them vaginally?
 

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After observing the liefestyle of incall escorts - I wondered if a home cooked meal program might be benefical. Typically all they have access to is restaraunt food and possibly something heated in room. Why not deliver home cooked meals to not only give nutricious substance but a little taste of home to cure the lonliness. I am thinking of calling this service escort al carte and brothel soup. Do you think there would be interest?
Despite the fact that I have phenomenal skills in the kitchen (it's a hedonist thing - I know of only one act other than cooking that involves all the senses....) I would pay a healthy dollar for homecooked meals. Cooking for one is no fun and even sushi has become over-rated.

So what's on the menu? (Oh the irony, being on the other side of one of my favourite questions)
 

babycakes70

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Will you cater to Celiac vegans? If so, fuck the service/let's get married. I can't find a damn thing to eat a relative of wheat hasn't looked at first.

Back when I was a bankruptcy vulture, and tail-gated insurance companies into liquidations, I resold fancy lingerie: La Perla, Lise Charmel, you name it. It occurred to me that strippers and escorts often keep odd hours perhaps non-conducive to retail shopping. I also decided that cross-dressers need agents.

I'm a niche-hound too. You have good ideas. Let's impregnate the dog.
Of course we will cater to Celiac vegans, I am looking for recipes right now, a family member very sick with a heart condition was told today, he had to follow the Celiac diet, plus he is already a vegan.
So there goes my staple dish of Roast Beef, Mashed Potatoes, and Yorkshire Pudding.

Now I am searching out Celiac Vegan Oatmeal cookies, I will send you a Care Package Lola.

Do you know Babycakes comes from a Cupcake company!
 

Ceiling Cat

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Yes, Cieling. We are all Eliza Doolittles awaiting our Henry Higginses, completely without survival skills or any domestic intuition, per a stereotype devised to make horndogs knights.

Men can still be wanted when they're not needed.
I have complete my applicant screening process and will not be accepting further inquiries. Next applicant screening is in October, I will have you called if necessary.
 

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The delivery costs will jack your prices up. A lot. Delivering single portions to many different apartments scattered all over a large area with no discernible activity pattern is expensive.
True true, but V could offer one item per day which would keep costs way down. Focusing on any item with a liquid base also makes big bucks - ie: soups, stews etc. (Water is a free ingredient, mixing it with other ingredients to make it taste AWESOME is where the $ is at...yes, I did write business plan for a restaurant at one point in my life...)

And really, since I started making sex-worker money I pay for convenience. Big time.
 

babycakes70

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It's quite difficult to cook in a hotel room with a coffee maker, and management resents you bringing in a burner. I live off instant oatmeal and semen.
Semen is fantastic for you. Semen contains only 15 calories and boy does it have a lot of stuff in it. So let's have a look. Ejaculate contains aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorous, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium, sorbitol, spermidine, spermine, urea, uric acid, vitamin B12, and zinc. Wow! All that stuff is very healthy.

Really perks up those rosy cheeks you know :thumb:
 
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