Hitting on your wife's friend

[everlast]

Heads up...

This is quite possibly a test, by your wife and her friend. Like the saying goes "you don't shit where you eat". On the other hand even if it's not a test, and she's up for it, you leave yourself in a bad spot if things with her head south. Trust me, I was once tested by my wife and her friend, I passed, then they stuck me in the middle of a chicky sandwich a bit later.

 

[A-ROD]

Before you go for it make sure the friend has as much to lose as you.
If she does she will probably stay quiet.

 

[papasmerf]

Face it bud

If you and your wife were happy, you would not be looking to hit on her friend.

 

[hamermill]

Here is a thought talk to the wifey and she whats she says. Better for her to lose a friend than you to lose a wife. Who knows this might be an op for a threesome

 

[mandrill]

You are one dumb guy!

First of all, you are a total sleaze and a dickhead to even think of trying to get away with this sort of crap. Have you no sense of honour and loyalty at all??!!

Second, your wife and her best friend may have set this up as a "test" of some sort. Third, the best friend may be playing an angle on you and your wife and trying to break you up just out of spite or jealousy. Fourth, your wife will inevitably find out about it. Fifth when she does, she will be so pissed at you that you will spend $100,000.00 on attorneys in divorce court and she will screw you for every penny. Sixth, she will do everything she can to screw you up with the kids when she inevitably gets custody.

But then, why would you care about your kids as you are too busy trying to screw your wife's friends??? You dickhead!

 

[RTRD]

Well, if that were the case...

Face it bud

If you and your wife were happy, you would not be looking to hit on her friend.

...he'd PROBABLY not be seeing escorts either.

This is a classic case of self destructive behavior. And I say that not so much to judge (ok...that was BS...I am judging) because I think most of us have this same sort of streak. The problem is when you let it control you versus staying in control.

So...he first let the "cat" out of the bag by seeing escorts, knowing that if he gets caught he is dead, and that he is putting himself (and his wife) at risk, however small (protected sex, blah, blah, blah). Ok, fine, NP...that is why most of you guys are here. Not judging (right...no, but seriously, I'm not).

But when the thrill of that wore off, he's now upgraded. Let's see if I can fuck around with the wife's friend...now THAT is living on the razor's edge.

This is my advice. First - it will end badly. No way it is not going to. Just think, how often do "managed" civilian relationships end well....and then remember that this person will ALWAYS be in your life so long as her and your wife are friends.

Second - when it ends badly - do you really want to do the damage that will come of it? I don't know shit about the relationship between you and your wife, and certainly you aren't the first guy to fuck around (hell, I think virtually all of us have been there at some point). And honestly I think long time married hobbiest have a tacit and unspoken deal with their wives...the wives know you do SOMETHING and they just chose to continue to ignore it. But is your relationship with your wife so toxic that you don't care how badly she will be hurt when she learns that you are fucking her friend (and she will learn...one way or another...and don't dismiss the evil female bitch factor someone alluded to earlier....women will do some FUCKED UP shit to each other...stuff guys would never do...I've seen it...do you want to HELP some bitch hurt your wife?).

Bottomline - 3 billion pussys in the world. Find another.

(Ok...I did end up judging, didn't I? But I mean...WTF?)

 

[RTRD]

Actually..

Here is a thought talk to the wifey and she whats she says. Better for her to lose a friend than you to lose a wife. Who knows this might be an op for a threesome

...if you know your wife well enough to know that she wouldn't slap your face off for even suggesting as much, this is great advice. At best, you get permission to have the pussy you want (though I think you'd still be doing damage to your marriage...do you REALLY think your wife is gonna be kewl with you fucking her friend? But, I'm not Dr. Phil). At worse, you are letting your wife (again, without knowing just how lothsome your relationship has become) know that one of her friends is a bitch and that she should be advised.

At worse your wife will tell you that you are imagining things...and you might be.

 

[hotnbothered]

But then, why would you care about your kids as you are too busy trying to screw your wife's friends??? You dickhead!

lmfao. he is a total fucking prick. Its one thing to see a hooker, because there is no attatchment. it's a wam-bam and thankyou mam, no stings attatched type of deal.

for him to hit on his wifes friend, leads to a whole slew of problems. I say this again, FIJI OR WHAT EVER THE FUCK HIS NAME IS, IS A REAL FUCKING PRICK!

 

[nominis]

followup

Relationships start heading south when we start looking at the other person as baggage, someone who's holding us back, or someone we have to hide things from. Give your wife more credit than your giving her, both as the friend you chose to be with and the lover who you chose to marry. Don't try to pull a fast one on her because no matter what you might believe your wife will always know. (It's uncanny I don't know how the hell they do it but it's just a given that they'll find out) If your relationship with your wife has any value to you, be upfront about the come-ons. She's unlikely to freak and will trust you more and who knows where it'll lead.
nuff said.

 

[hotnbothered]

very well said, nominis.

 

[fjdude]

Convince your wife's hot friend to become an escort. There problem solved!

 

[james t kirk]

Fuck it. Go for it.

But be smart. Several other posters on here have mentioned the 3-some idea and it's pretty much a perfect case scanario.

1. Buy a few bottles of red wine.

2. Invite whatshername over for a nice dinner one night with the wife.

3. Start pouring the panty remover, only don't drink so much yourself that you are too drunk to fuck.

4. Steer the conversation towards sex.

5. When everyone is feeling all silly and horny, bust a move on your wife in front of the friend.

If the friend hasn't gotten up to leave "you two love birds" alone, you are almost home.

6. Now, the tricky part. If she hasn't already gotten into it, and it hasn't been suggested, try and steer the action to include her.

Now, three things are going to happen at this point....

1. Your wife will get disgusted and throw a scene, in which case you smartly back off. You now know that the 3-some is impossible, so you get out of throwing everything away and you know where you stand. Blame it on the alcohol, even though you are probably straight.

2. The friend will get disgusted and leave. Blame it on the alcohol.

Since nothing has really transpired, your marriage and your money are still safe. (No woman is going to throw in the towel over some goofy behavior.)

3. You all end up naked and you fuck them both. Make sure you get them to chow down on each other. That way the next morning, your wife can't say shit to you because she fucked her friend also.


This is the most sound strategy and a good place to start.

If the 3-some thing doesn't happen, you now know that you would be risking EVERYTHING if you persue your wife's friend any further.

The thing may be that she is just a flirt / cock tease. These are the worst kind of woman, but there are plenty out there.

Good luck.

Remember, no pussy is worth half of what you own. No pussy is worth half of what you own. No pussy is worth half of what you own.

 

[PHNINE]

No pussy is worth half of what you own.

Very very good point.

 

[m91us]

Well stated Oagre! I see you were out to verbally rape him. Good piece of writing.

First of all, you are a total sleaze and a dickhead to even think of trying to get away with this sort of crap. Have you no sense of honour and loyalty at all??!!

Second, your wife and her best friend may have set this up as a "test" of some sort. Third, the best friend may be playing an angle on you and your wife and trying to break you up just out of spite or jealousy. Fourth, your wife will inevitably find out about it. Fifth when she does, she will be so pissed at you that you will spend $100,000.00 on attorneys in divorce court and she will screw you for every penny. Sixth, she will do everything she can to screw you up with the kids when she inevitably gets custody.

But then, why would you care about your kids as you are too busy trying to screw your wife's friends??? You dickhead!

 

[hotnbothered]

Convince your wife's hot friend to become an escort.

lmfao. problem solved.

 

[Scarey]

threesome

I tried something very similiar to what james T kirk suggested about 4 years ago with my ex fianceee.....it semi sorta worked.My fianceee felt it would be too much for me to fuck her best friend but i got a hummer from heaven from them both.Kinda eerie..i thought I was the only one who planned that sort of shit that well thought out lololo.I'd go for it(thumbs up)

 

[Meister]

First of all, you are a total sleaze and a dickhead to even think of trying to get away with this sort of crap. Have you no sense of honour and loyalty at all??!!

Yeah, like the rest of us honourable and loyal cheating terbites.

 

[wrong hole]

So, my wife has this really hot friend, and there seems to be some attraction there. I am worried that if I hit on her too much, if she decides "no", that she will tell my wife. What's the right way to go about this to find out if she is interested or not without giving away too much in case she is not.

Half a joke thread, I doubt I would follow through, but the thought is there in my head.

Ask her how many dates should we go on before I can ask for ass-sex?

 

[fuji]

I honestly don't think my wife would divorce me if she found out. She would be pissed off, sure, but in all probability she would try and get even by fucking one of my friends. I'd be in the doghouse for a few months. The worst outcome in my mind would be paying the price without actually getting the prize. Like, if I hit on my wife's friend and it all blew up but I never got into her pants, that would suck.

The main thing that would piss her off is that I would cost her a friend if it blew up.

 

[Meister]

I'd be in the doghouse for a few months.

You are in the doghouse right after the "I do's".