Hitting on ugly chicks at work

[wrong hole]

In this spirit of `hitting on` threads by fuji https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=105572

The receptionist where I work is super ugly, and she is also my mother. I am not her boss, but I work at a management level in the company, so she treats me with some "respect".

I know hitting on someone who works for me would be totally out of line... but what about someone lower than me in the org but in a different dept., like this ugly receptionist?

Then the practical matter... I guess it`s easy enough in this case. Just ask her to go for lunch, and if she says yes, use the occasion to ask her out somewhere else.

Now, I am not looking for a GF relationship with my mother, as usual, I just want to bang her a few times.

ps... no, she has not flirted with me but she does my laundry and makes my lunch, she would almost certainly say yes to lunch, but getting further i dunno.

 

[Esco!]

Lmao

 

[red]

maybe your mother could set herself up with you?

 

[wrong hole]

maybe your mother could herself up with you?

huh?

 

[Meister]

You're just a brother from another mother.

 

[red]

corrected

 

[Esco!]

huh?

What???

 

[fuji]

You don't find there's a certain kind of ugly chick that is actually pretty hot, though? Every now and then you can have a lot of fun banging an ugly chick, as long as she is young and thin but facial feature ugly or something, not some jenny craig babe.

 

[Esco!]

You don't find there's a certain kind of ugly chick that is actually pretty hot, though? Every now and then you can have a lot of fun banging an ugly chick, as long as she is young and thin but facial feature ugly or something, not some jenny craig babe.

LOL......You dont get it, do you Fuji??!!!

 

[fuji]

LOL......You dont get it, do you Fuji??!!!

Look, I just love women, and every now and then you can have a fine time with an ugly chick. With a hot chick you know you are not the first and probably not the best she's ever had, you feel some pressure. But with an ugly chick, if she's got an OK body, you can just have a lot of fun and not care. Sometimes it's pretty hot.

 

[Esco!]

Look, I just love women, and every now and then you can have a fine time with an ugly chick. With a hot chick you know you are not the first and probably not the best she's ever had, you feel some pressure. But with an ugly chick, if she's got an OK body, you can just have a lot of fun and not care. Sometimes it's pretty hot.

Ha ha......keep talking

 

[Meister]

To fuji's credit mileage is almost always better with an ugly chick.

 

[fuji]

Ha ha......keep talking

I know you guys started this thread as a joke but seriously, sex with an ugly chick can be like breakup sex, or sex with your gf/wife when you are having a fight or whatever. You know, like 'OK bitch, this is gonna be all about me, fuck you, i'm having some fun'

Ugly chicks don't get much so they are cool with that, they are just happy to get screwed. Hot chicks never put up with that kind of bullshit.

 

[Esco!]

I know you guys started this thread as a joke

Oh good, you had me worried for a bit

 

[TheNiteHwk]

If you want to meet a whole office full of ugly chicks... come by my building anytime. Not in my office but a couple floors down from me. I don't know who does the hiring in that company (that shall go unnamed) but maybe he needs to drink more coffee or take off his rose colored glasses when he is doing interviews. I was thinking the other day when I got in and seen a bunch of them in the lobby... if we can have a short form for MILF there should be a short form for mother's I would not touch with a ten foot pole.

 

[great bear]

I always thought you attached Fuji to your fishing rods.

 

[hambone]

I always thought you attached Fuji to your fishing rods.

What is it with you, the fish, the fowl and the animals????

 

[papasmerf]

What is it with you, the fish, the fowl and the animals????

if you don't want to play with animals, get your pants back on, and sit outside the barn.

 

[great bear]

What is it with you, the fish, the fowl and the animals????

And you thought Bears were dull.

 

[hambone]

if you don't want to play with animals, get your pants back on, and sit outside the barn.

Damn voyeurs