As my good friend @jcpro always says:I love your logic. Using a gun to protect yourself against someone threatening to burn you alive with gasoline is great, but because I'm incapable of controlling my anger, nobody should be allowed to have a gun to defend themselves against such threats when they occur.
ROFLMAOOO
The number of times that guns are legitimately used in legitimate acts of self-defence is microscopically small compared to the number of times they are used inappropriately.
But that doesn’t matter because you would be the exception, right? You would be the “good guy with a gun” that would protect the rest of us from all of the bad guys with guns? DOUBLE ROFLMAOOO! You’re the kinda guy who knows exactly how much Sudafed you can acquire for a catalytic converter. You are the last f*cking person who should be allowed access to a firearm.
ROFLMAOOO