Hiccups, how to stop them?

crocket

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Hi! I have the hiccups. Been going steady now for a hour maybe 2. It is not stopping. I am drinking ginger ale. How do I get it to stop? Does it mean I am dehydrated? I drink a lot so could that be why? I just can't stop with the hiccups. Its getting to me. Good thing it didn't start at the spa I went to today. Not sure if they would let me stay until it cleared up? I mean I could not drive like this.

How to stop hiccups?
 
Go to kitchen
Get naked
Place cock on butcher block
Grab meat tenderizerg and pound yourself until hiccups are a distant memory

Thank me later

Ha Ha. It is not a sexual problem. Nothing to do with the equipment in my pants.
 
I hold my breath for as long as i can, it eventually works. You could google it.
 
Fill a glass of water to the brim. Place cup of water under your chin. Without moving the cup and keeping it below your mouth and tilt your head such that your face is almost parallel to the floor. Proceed to sip and swallow the water until hiccups go away while keeping your face parallel to the floor. Works every time.
 
Crocket meant giving one.:biggrin-new::biggrin-new:

Which would be an interesting subject for a thread. If the most beautiful girl in the world wanted to give you a BJ but she had hiccups big time, would your partake?
 
Hiccups still here. Finished my can of ginger ale. Need help guys/gals. :apthy:
 
Which would be an interesting subject for a thread. If the most beautiful girl in the world wanted to give you a BJ but she had hiccups big time, would your partake?

She had the hiccups ? You mean as in me getting little convulsions around my dick in addition to all the other attention it's getting ? Hmm-mm let me think .... :whoo:
 
Something must be going around. I had them just yesterday. Hadn't had them in years.

It is like 10pm now. My hiccups are still here. This is getting annoying. I need your help. :apthy:
 
Get on your bed or on the floor, flat out, face down. Stretch your body as long as it can go. As in hands forward. Toes rearward This stretches the abdomen. At the same time visualize your stomache getting warmer and warmer as if it's heating up A combination of meditation in an undisturbed space. Plus stretching. Gone in less than 5 minutes Every time
 
Get on your bed or on the floor, flat out, face down. Stretch your body as long as it can go. As in hands forward. Toes rearward This stretches the abdomen. At the same time visualize your stomache getting warmer and warmer as if it's heating up A combination of meditation in an undisturbed space. Plus stretching. Gone in less than 5 minutes Every time

The hiccups are now gone, thanks!
 
Oh gosh, the hiccups are back :blue: Its like every 10 seconds.
 
Fill a glass with water. Place a straw into it. Plug ears with index fingers and nostrils with thumbs at the same time. Drink the water through the straw. Similar to the "drink water upside down from the opposite side of the glass" type method, only easier.

Actually works most of the time.
 
Taking quick sips of water while holding your breath usually works for me. Or get a friend to hang you upside down. But that usually only works if you're really small. lol :clock: