Hi I'm new.

[Esco!]

He is getting old and might be fumbling with his clip

How are you making out with your clip, Papa?????

 

[papasmerf]

How are you making out with your clip, Papa?????

Well now that you mention it

Full clip and one in the chamber

 

[Esco!]

Well now that you mention it
Full clip and one in the chamber

Too late Papa, I already pumped 400 grams of lead up your silly fucking ass, Papa!!

Cheers!!

 

[papasmerf]

Too late Papa, I already pumped 400 grams of lead up your silly fucking ass, Papa!!

Cheers!!

You keep forgetting that beer is to be taken orally

 

[MarkII]

Hello. Been seeing some ladies for a little while now and decided to register on this site after some encouragement from a friend. Do I have to post a review to be on this site?

Dear Mr Splatter..ignore the 33 posts ahead of this. It's what they do. They hijack posts and post bad puns. The are lonely bored and old. You have to overlook them.

Please feel free to post your reviews...expect to be called a SHILL....a weaning process all new terbites go through. It's not that bad..you're new and people are suspect of your intentions. See a well rated woman first...it eases the pain.

Again..ignore the previous posters..they are evil and will always break off into odd conversations.

But they are funny and thats why we keep them!

Lansclad

 

[LancsLad]

You keep forgetting that beer is to be taken orally

In Auz they use it for high colonics.


That would explain a lot.


Too many beer and I can still spell. farkin cool.

 

[papasmerf]

In Auz they use it for high colonics.


That would explain a lot.


Too many beer and I can still spell. farkin cool.

No beers and I can't

 

[Esco!]

No beers and I can't

Shut up...................spelling will get you nowhere in this world, you got that????????!!!!!

 

[papasmerf]

Shut up...................spelling will get you nowhere in this world, you got that????????!!!!!

What do you think about thinking?

 

[Esco!]

What do you think about thinking?

Oh shit..............you got me dammit.............I regress!!!!

 

[papasmerf]

Oh shit..............you got me dammit.............I regress!!!!

And what is truly sad is you are still thinking about your RAV4 sales team.

 

[Esco!]

And what is truly sad is you are still thinking about your RAV4 sales team.

Papa........they're not ALL gay....just some of them are, but thats OK
cause this is the new Millennium!!!

 

[papasmerf]

Papa........they're not ALL gay....just some of them are, but thats OK
cause this is the the new Millennium!!!

Was something wrong with the old one???

 

[Esco!]

Was something wrong with the old one???

Yeah, you're the one still living in it!!!

 

[papasmerf]

Yeah, you're the one still living in it!!!

I expect to live well into the new one too

 

[Esco!]

I expect to live well into the new one too

I hope so Papa!!

Cheers Mate

 

[papasmerf]

I hope so Papa!!

Cheers Mate

May your dreams never be worse than your life with a RAV 4

 

[Esco!]

May your dreams never be worse than your life with a RAV 4

Cant do much worse then that

Fark off Smerf

 

[LancsLad]

Papa is happy cause smerfette blue him.


Oh. Oh that was a coloured joke.


Farkin funny though sharpton, you POS.



I Mus be crazy to talk like that.

 

[toughb]

Well, now that you've...

Hello. Been seeing some ladies for a little while now and decided to register on this site after some encouragement from a friend. Do I have to post a review to be on this site?

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had a glance into the land of the living dead you sure you want to be here?